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Mogwyth
 


Member Since: 03 Oct 2014
Location: Pwllheli
Posts: 3976

Wales 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3
All for a £1

Arthur, or Arty to his mates, was walking through his local supermarket when he spotted a pound coin on the floor. As he approached to pick it up, two other people also noticed it and made a bee-line for the coin. There followed an almighty fight for the pound coin, in which Arty strangled both the other two customers before being wrestled to the ground by security.

The headlines in the paper next morning read "Arty chokes two for a pound in Tesco". ==================================
05 D3 HSE V8 4.4
04 MG TF 135
03 MG TF 115 Cool Blue Edition
02 MG TF 160
00 Hymer B564 Lionheart
1971 Series III 109
  
Post #199347320th Oct 2018 6:38 pm
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Moo
D3 Decade 


Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 14436

Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Rolling Eyes Laughing

Don't give up on the day job! D4 HSE EU6 (Known as Jeeves)

New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!) Sold

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control  
Post #199347420th Oct 2018 6:40 pm
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Pelyma
  


Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496

England 

That was a DLT joke in the 70s Shocked DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S  
Post #199347820th Oct 2018 6:54 pm
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kajtzu
 


Member Since: 10 Aug 2017
Location: Helsinki
Posts: 6759

Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

At least it wasn’t a chicken that plucked the coin Whistle

(I’ll get my coat)  
Post #199347920th Oct 2018 6:59 pm
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Grianaig
 


Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286

Scotland 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

Bow down love it. Rolling with laughter 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.  
Post #199349020th Oct 2018 7:33 pm
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 13024

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

Astonbuilder will be along to claim ownership of this, I'm sure. Rolling with laughter  
Post #199349320th Oct 2018 7:35 pm
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