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was married, but if Mrs Gareth sees this ...

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but


you'll need to get hold of a wedding dress and veil (don't shave) Doc Martins would be an advantage

Standby for further instructions


... it might change.
  
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OK, Gareth’s married. Hmmmmmm, can he be married and go through a Civil Ceremony? Whistle Whistle
   
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doesn't sound like anything civil is being planned for him!
  
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Think you're all barking up the wrong tree

Just think Allo Allo and the British Airmen
  
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I suspect Gareth is thinking more Yvette.. Whistle


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RIP General Qasem Roberts Sad

I was only with him a few weeks ago, plotting our next move against the regime Whistle
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Is The Gaff target number 54? Whistle
   
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Gareth wrote:
Censored off! I’m on Arran, not in Iran 😂


My brother lives in the USA and received a call from the security bods asking why he was involved with transactions with Iran. He couldn’t think what they were wittering about until they said you’re getting diaries sent to someone.(Iranian Diaries?) He had ordered cheese to be sent from Arran Dairies to our Dad 😂😂😂 . Granted my maiden name is an unusual surname, but quite frankly, if they cannot read or check company details, what hope is there? There was also a situation, I believe, where the US security forces had been looking round webcams and spotted some new still equipment going into Bunnahabhain distillery and generated an alert about its purpose because it looked like a large weapon.



BTW , if you get a chance, try the cheese and pickle cheese...yum
  
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Moo wrote:
I suspect Gareth is thinking more Yvette.. Whistle


I think you may be onto something there ...


  
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I shall say zeeez onli wonce .....

Just met with the Ayatollah of Arran.

I told the waiter to make sure the girl in the kitchen cooked my cheese toastie properly, and he said Aye, ah toll er.

🙄
  
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For your crimes against comedy, you are sentenced to hang around this forum for all eternity.

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Laughing
  
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 and theeeeennn......???  
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Gareth wrote:
I shall say zeeez onli wonce .....

Just met with the Ayatollah of Arran.

I told the waiter to make sure the girl in the kitchen cooked my cheese toastie properly, and he said Aye, ah toll er.

🙄


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For your crimes against comedy, you are sentenced to hang around this forum for all eternity.

Welcome to the lifers' wing

You will both be in good company with Del (aka Alan Wicker)
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