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Awful events on Arran (formerly Iran) ...

Just struck me ... how's Gareth going to finance his series rebuild without the money from the body double work ?









edit : title amended due to updated intelligence received. 

Last edited by Hardware on 8th Jan 2020 9:27 am. Edited 1 time in total 
Post #21114067th Jan 2020 9:57 pm
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Censored off! I’m on Arran, not in Iran 😂  
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Shocked

Now you mention it Whistle I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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When he came here he did have a funny accent Whistle DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
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You mean they missed him and bombed the wrong beard! Shocked

Keep you're head down on Arran..... Laughing New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

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Anyone looked to see is Arran is on the list of 52 targets? Whistle Whistle   
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DSL wrote:
Anyone looked to see is Arran is on the list of 52 targets? Whistle Whistle


it will be now.  
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Better not be, bit too close for comfort.

Stranded yesterday as all the ferries were off but just on alert today
https://www.calmac.co.uk/service-status?route=05

Can't even wear a hat as a disguise as its too windy
Big Cry  
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Yes the Manchester accent and the word Arran can be easily confused. I’ve already been told off by the locals for mis-pronounced place names.

They cancelled the ferries, maybe they are offering me political asylum?  
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I can get you off

but


you'll need to get hold of a wedding dress and veil (don't shave) Doc Martins would be an advantage

Standby for further instructions

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Something suspicious going on there ... they've cancelled the weather !!! Ar(ran)ea 51 ???

https://www.calmac.co.uk/service-status?route=05 wrote:
ARRAN:
Ardrossan - Brodick

Be aware
Service updates
Wednesday 8th January

Due to weather cancellations there is heightened possibility of disruption or cancellation at short notice.

Reason: weather conditions

Last Updated: 08 Jan 2020 08:26



Someone ask Dan_NL ... he'll know.  
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I haven’t got a dress, but will my tee shirt do?

  
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Isn’t Gareth already married? Shocked Shocked

Don’t forget the wedding pics. Whistle Thumbs Up   
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