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professorpool
 


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Bad Cop Joke Day

This joke is so bad I felt obligated to share it here..

Quote:
GOOD COP: He won't talk except in sign language

BAD COP: I just cut off his left hand

BAD PUN COP: He still has the right to remain silent
 D3 07 SE - still going strong
D3 07 HSE - gone to car heaven
FL1 - gone to Romania
D3 05 HSE - gone to a divorce diet
D1 V8 manual - gone but not forgotten
RR Classic - gone to car heaven

Jeeps, Lexus, X-trails... Too many to name..  
Post #194527015th May 2018 8:49 am
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Post #194529615th May 2018 10:12 am
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Hardware
 


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DSL
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A very disarming joke. Whistle Whistle

Laughing   
Post #194532815th May 2018 11:33 am
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professorpool
 


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ianm27 wrote:
Thud


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter D3 07 SE - still going strong
D3 07 HSE - gone to car heaven
FL1 - gone to Romania
D3 05 HSE - gone to a divorce diet
D1 V8 manual - gone but not forgotten
RR Classic - gone to car heaven

Jeeps, Lexus, X-trails... Too many to name..  
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