Member Since: 10 Nov 2011
Location: lanark
Posts: 957
Head cook and bottle washer awaiting SWMBO’s next command. Seasonal work just now taking in parcels for neighbours who just don’t ever seem to be at home. Don’t know how I ever got time to do a proper job! Retired - dream on.Once you have defeated the idiots any job is half done. Pity there are so many idiots to defeat.
15th Dec 2017 10:35 am
Sniffer
Member Since: 15 Aug 2015
Location: Tamworth
Posts: 223
I get loads of metal to a certain car manufacturer to make cars
15th Dec 2017 10:39 am
astonbuilder
Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
Location: MIDLANDS
Posts: 8052
tayaste wrote:
astonbuilder wrote:
Making vehicles to keep people busy on forums discussing how they could have made it better.....
And I design the assembly lines for the people tell me the reason they don’t make better vehicles is because they could have made the assembly line better.
Some truth in that; sh t rolls downhill and we’re higher up the mountain than you
15th Dec 2017 12:04 pm
Moo D3 Decade
Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 13909
My primary job is to market devices that go in natural orifices.New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)
Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)
Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)
No longer the Old Buses original owner
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control
15th Dec 2017 12:32 pm
Gareth Site Moderator
Member Since: 07 Dec 2004
Location: Bramhall
Posts: 26701
astonbuilder wrote:
tayaste wrote:
astonbuilder wrote:
Making vehicles to keep people busy on forums discussing how they could have made it better.....
And I design the assembly lines for the people tell me the reason they don’t make better vehicles is because they could have made the assembly line better.
Some truth in that; sh t rolls downhill and we’re higher up the mountain than you
That quote is so true
15th Dec 2017 12:41 pm
professorpool
Member Since: 19 Mar 2012
Location: Woking
Posts: 3213
Moo wrote:
My primary job is to market devices that go in natural orifices.
Winner winner chicken dinner! D3 07 SE - still going strong
D3 07 HSE - gone to car heaven
FL1 - gone to Romania
D3 05 HSE - gone to a divorce diet
D1 V8 manual - gone but not forgotten
RR Classic - gone to car heaven
Jeeps, Lexus, X-trails... Too many to name..
15th Dec 2017 12:58 pm
Gareth Site Moderator
Member Since: 07 Dec 2004
Location: Bramhall
Posts: 26701
My first thought was earplugs,but now I’ve had chance to think about it......
15th Dec 2017 1:42 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72787
crikey ... looks like she's had her tusks cut off.
15th Dec 2017 2:03 pm
psycho inside
Member Since: 05 Sep 2016
Location: Down the bottom, and left a bit....
Posts: 170
I'm a water fairy....!Psycho by name, chilled by nature....!
15th Dec 2017 4:43 pm
J77
Member Since: 03 Mar 2008
Location: Fife
Posts: 6261
I spend the whole day chasing the clock.23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green
15th Dec 2017 4:44 pm
Moo D3 Decade
Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 13909
professorpool wrote:
Moo wrote:
My primary job is to market devices that go in natural orifices.
Winner winner chicken dinner!
They are powered as well......... New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)
Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)
Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)
No longer the Old Buses original owner
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control
15th Dec 2017 7:45 pm
Hocks172
Member Since: 29 Mar 2014
Location: Brighton
Posts: 556
I fill peoples houses with water!!
previous LR D3 HSE, RRS HST, RR Evoque Dynamic Lux.
Current D5 HSE Lux
15th Dec 2017 8:02 pm
waterbuoy
Member Since: 26 Oct 2013
Location: Argyll
Posts: 2862
I spend my days getting wet so others can also get wetCurrently 2009 Disco 3 SE, 2013 MY D4 HSE and 2016 D4 SE
Previously:
TD5 Defender 110 CSW (230k miles)
300TDi Disco 1 (289k)
4 RR Classics (300-350k each, 2 manual, 2 auto)
110 V8 CSW (220k)
S3 109 hi cap pickup (ex RN)
S2A 88 Safari SW with lpg conversion (bloody lethal)
15th Dec 2017 9:34 pm
J@mes
Member Since: 10 Nov 2008
Location: Bomber County
Posts: 4547
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum
t rolls downhill and we’re higher up the mountain than you 
