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daftlad
 


Member Since: 12 Jun 2016
Location: Worksop , Nottinghamshire
Posts: 712

United Kingdom 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

Schoolteacher
Psychiatrist
Counselor
Nurse
Ego massager
Diplomat
Firefighter

Also know as a construction manager
  
Post #189073915th Dec 2017 9:58 pm
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robpenrose
 


Member Since: 12 Jan 2016
Location: Surrey / SW London
Posts: 2136

United Kingdom 2010 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 4

Davethegeo wrote:
I'm a professional pedant who sits and watches other people irradiate the seabed with sound waves.


I irradiate the seabed with sound waves Thumbs Up
 

Current: D4 HSE
Previous: BMW Z4M Coupe
Previous: Land Rover Defender 90 CSW Td5
Previous: Land Rover Discovery Td5 ES 
 
Post #189074815th Dec 2017 10:29 pm
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Robert SausageTrousers
 


Member Since: 09 Aug 2015
Location: Cornwall
Posts: 466

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 4

I drive around taking photos of beaches, then post them on facebook.
  
Post #189076415th Dec 2017 11:12 pm
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stew 46
 


Member Since: 01 Dec 2011
Location: cornwall
Posts: 10146

England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Siberian SilverDiscovery 3

Well I have a gang of chaps that I control to make and erect things like this



And things like this




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if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
D3 SE 05,
110 s wagon 300 tdi SOLD
h top transit
crew cab transit
transit connect
ausa dumper, muck truck .
peljob 2.5 digger
06 L 200 crew cab 
 
Post #189076815th Dec 2017 11:19 pm
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Steve916
 


Member Since: 13 Aug 2017
Location: Northants
Posts: 69

United Kingdom 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Auto Unknown ColourDiscovery 3

I fix things so you guys don’t go hungry Very Happy
  
Post #189087816th Dec 2017 12:13 pm
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Mike40
 


Member Since: 30 Nov 2008
Location: Newport South Wales
Posts: 796

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Auto Rimini RedDiscovery 3

I repair all the things your little darling Censored break during a school day.. Evil or Very Mad
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"Ruby" Rimini Red
Rimini Red 06MY TDV6 S
Xenons, Bright Pack, Climate Pack,
BAS Magic Box and Remap
ITG Air Filter
ERG's Blanked (Woody32)
Huge Permagrin

Suzuki GSX1400, Triumph Daytona 1200, Yamaha RD500LC, Norton 850 Commando, MV Agusta 1090 Brutale, Honda Hornet 900, Honda 600 Tansalp, Matchless 750, AJS 650CSR......plus very understanding wife! 
 
Post #189096316th Dec 2017 4:23 pm
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anglefire
 


Member Since: 09 Mar 2010
Location: In the Club House
Posts: 4180

England 

I make mechanical bits do stuff to make people either too hot or too cold. Usually at the same time.
 Mark.
2006, D3 SE Auto - gone but not forgotten.
2014 BMW 530d M Sport Tourer.
1977 Triumph Spitfire 1500

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Disco Picture Website Here 
 
Post #189097316th Dec 2017 5:28 pm
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Randylover
 


Member Since: 31 Jan 2011
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 1172

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

I fill holes in hotels around the country Laughing Whistle

Andy
 05 TDV6,"S" in all colourcoded Zermatt silver,7 seats winter pack HK 6cd stereo,Dual climate,Xenons,

Mods:
Re-Con Engine,De-Tango,Reverse camera,Fog/DRl lights,Aux Battery, perm Aux socket in boot,LED Volt meters in roof panel,Built in tom tom, Strobes fitted in grille, Aux switches for trailer lights fitted in roof panel,Roof Rails,Grille conversion 
 
Post #189098816th Dec 2017 5:58 pm
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Hocks172
 


Member Since: 29 Mar 2014
Location: Brighton
Posts: 556

England 

And your names randylover!!! Shocked
 

previous LR D3 HSE, RRS HST, RR Evoque Dynamic Lux.
Current D5 HSE Lux 
 
Post #189099316th Dec 2017 6:03 pm
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Randylover
 


Member Since: 31 Jan 2011
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 1172

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter oh yeh
 05 TDV6,"S" in all colourcoded Zermatt silver,7 seats winter pack HK 6cd stereo,Dual climate,Xenons,

Mods:
Re-Con Engine,De-Tango,Reverse camera,Fog/DRl lights,Aux Battery, perm Aux socket in boot,LED Volt meters in roof panel,Built in tom tom, Strobes fitted in grille, Aux switches for trailer lights fitted in roof panel,Roof Rails,Grille conversion 
 
Post #189103016th Dec 2017 7:16 pm
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riverblanche
 


Member Since: 31 Aug 2010
Location: retford'ish
Posts: 2210

England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

it seems no one really knew what I did Exclamation

so they gave me some beer tokens so I would stop doing what ever it was I had been getting away with for years

sadly swmbo now controls those beer tokens Sad

but I no longer do what I used to do, before they realised they did not know what I was doing and stopped me doing it

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 Transit! 2019
Gone D3 HSE 2008
Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
 
Post #189104316th Dec 2017 8:24 pm
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KiwiD4
 


Member Since: 17 Aug 2017
Location: Christchurch
Posts: 310

New Zealand 2011 Discovery 4 5.0 V8 HSE Auto BournvilleDiscovery 4

I eat my lunch while my team ask you if you have turned it off and then on again....
 King of the typo.

MY11 D4 5.0 V8, Bournville, lots of goodies!

Now departed: '85 RR Vogue, '94 D1, '95 D1, '70 SIIA, '97 D1, '04 D2a. All V8, except for the SIIA - but that drank as much petrol anyway! 
 
Post #189104416th Dec 2017 8:25 pm
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Tambo
 


Member Since: 21 Dec 2010
Location: North east
Posts: 341

Scotland 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

You all pay for my services, hopefully you'll never need to use them.
  
Post #189104616th Dec 2017 8:30 pm
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Garysdisco
 


Member Since: 02 May 2010
Location: cumbria
Posts: 137

United Kingdom 2015 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4

I make farmers very wealthy when we build houses in their fields.
 D4 HSE Lux,corris grey.
D3-2006 Metropolis.
Silver.
Black leather.
Lots of toys. 
 
Post #189104716th Dec 2017 8:31 pm
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Robbie
 


Member Since: 05 Feb 2006
Location: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Posts: 17932

United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Baltic BlueDiscovery 4

I give your wife something to hang her towels on.
 Land Rover - Turning Drivers into Mechanics Since 1948

Battery & Quiescent Current Drain Testing

Diagnostics for:
Defender, FL2, D3, D4, Evoque, RRS & FFRR
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