Sloss
Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
Posts: 1691
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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying,
"I've had enough and left you so don't bother coming after me." and hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.
She could see him walking towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone;
"She's finally gone……..yeah I know, about bloody time. I'm coming to pick you up so put on the sexy french nightie. I love you".
He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote;
"I can see your feet. Stop being ridiculous. We’re outta bread. Put the coffee on.....back in 5". Stew,
2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG
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 31st Oct 2018 10:48 am |
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Fireburst
Member Since: 02 Nov 2017
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 187
  
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Brilliant 
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| 31st Oct 2018 10:51 am |
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ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
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Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
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| 31st Oct 2018 12:41 pm |
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professorpool
Member Since: 19 Mar 2012
Location: Woking
Posts: 3213
  
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I would get murderised in the head with a spoon if I contemplated anything remotely like that D3 07 SE - still going strong
D3 07 HSE - gone to car heaven
FL1 - gone to Romania
D3 05 HSE - gone to a divorce diet
D1 V8 manual - gone but not forgotten
RR Classic - gone to car heaven
Jeeps, Lexus, X-trails... Too many to name..
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| 31st Oct 2018 1:08 pm |
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ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
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And, by God, you know she'll finish it Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
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| 31st Oct 2018 4:25 pm |
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