Member Since: 06 Apr 2016
Location: Cornwall
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Best "funny" business names
Hi,
I was looking for a cooker element yesterday and saw an online shop called "The Element Man"
Also we have a fire place shop near us called "Grate Expectations"
What are your locals/favourites?Disco 3: Lotus Elise S1: Ferguson T20: Audi A2
5th Jan 2019 5:09 pm
galwaygreen
Member Since: 30 Oct 2011
Location: plymouth
Posts: 6525
well hung meat company
5th Jan 2019 5:13 pm
biskit
Member Since: 23 Dec 2009
Location: in my Mancave.
Posts: 1376
Walter Wall carpets.Mantec sump guard.
Prospeed tree slider/steps.
Flack duel battery system.
18"Compomotive/AT3 tyres
Brembo 4pot front brakes
5th Jan 2019 5:15 pm
comedyharvey
Member Since: 03 Jul 2010
Location: Gloucestershire
Posts: 1727
There’s a fireplace company called “Flaming Grate”.
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Comedy was a horse, Harvey a dog, both sadly gone. Thought I was choosing a password!
Currently;
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101" Fwd. Control 1976
Nuffield 10/90 Tractor (10/60 with 6 cylinder conversion) 1964
Previously;
Series III Lightweight. 1976.
5th Jan 2019 5:27 pm
Sea Raider
Member Since: 01 Nov 2016
Location: None
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5th Jan 2019 5:31 pm
RAW1
Member Since: 21 Jan 2013
Location: Plymouth
Posts: 394
The Batter of Bosworth..... A good chippy if you nearby anytime
5th Jan 2019 5:56 pm
Narpy
Member Since: 18 Jul 2011
Location: Stockport
Posts: 7830
You maybe need a Scottish accent to understand that van joke.
Totally lost on me, can't even work that one out.
Anyone north of the border care to explain?Mods:
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5th Jan 2019 5:57 pm
Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496
We had a cycle shop called Blazing Saddles, it was on a C4 advert too, sadly now gone.DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
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The Lawn Ranger. ( He works for himself and cuts our grass)The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have.
5th Jan 2019 6:20 pm
Rescue01
Member Since: 14 Jan 2008
Location: Aberdeen
Posts: 2519
Narpy wrote:
You maybe need a Scottish accent to understand that van joke.
Totally lost on me, can't even work that one out.
Anyone north of the border care to explain?
None of your pish Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
The plant/produce shop run by the prisoners at Ford Open Prison is called....
..."Serving Thyme".
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5th Jan 2019 6:32 pm
James W
Member Since: 27 Mar 2008
Location: Riyadh, KSA
Posts: 3079
This place in Northampton always makes me laugh when I go past on the way to the station
I also know of a local dog groomer called "Doggy Style"D4 XS, gone, much loved, never forgotten
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2016 Toyota Hilux Invincible - Liberating experience
5th Jan 2019 7:02 pm
john watson
Member Since: 10 Nov 2011
Location: lanark
Posts: 971
No apologies but one for our Scottish readers
Keachie Decor Lanark.
Must smell a bit methinksOnce you have defeated the idiots any job is half done. Pity there are so many idiots to defeat.
5th Jan 2019 7:06 pm
Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496
HWN wrote:
The plant/produce shop run by the prisoners at Ford Open Prison is called....
..."Serving Thyme".
But most of them aren’t Are you local?DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S
5th Jan 2019 7:13 pm
Narpy
Member Since: 18 Jul 2011
Location: Stockport
Posts: 7830
Rescue01 wrote:
None of your pish
Thanks for that, it's still not a phrase I've ever heard. Mods:
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Garmin Nuvi + D4 Surround + Reversing Camera.
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Long Roof Rails
Make your own Narpy grill thread
I'm not scared, I'm outta here.
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