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Bob had supper with friends......
.......Dave, and his wife, Sue.
After a pleasant evening he went to leave but his car wouldn't start and there would be no taxi's out in the sticks at that time of night.
Dave invited him to stay over but they only had a small flat so there was no spare bedroom and not even a sofa to sleep on so Bob asked where he could sleep. Dave said that he could share their bed as they were all good friends and it was only for one night.
Bob declined but Sue and Dave convinced him.
Off they go to bed and all settle down. Within moments Dave is fast asleep and very soon Sue taps Bob on the shoulder and beckons him over to her side of the bed.
Bob, whilst fancying Sue, declined; pointing out that Dave was his good friend and besides that he was asleep right next to them and no way would he sleep through them 'doing the business'.
Sue said Dave had not been 'taking care of her' and assured him he wouldn't budge now he was asleep and nothing could possibly wake him. To prove it she told him to pluck a hair out of his backside.
Nervously Bob lifted the cover and plucked a hair from Dave's backside and............nothing, he didn't flinch, moan or wake.
Encouraged by this Bob leapt at the chance and climbed on top of Sue and off they went, going at it like teenagers and all the while Dave slept on.
After that Bob lay back down getting his breath back. It wasn't long before Sue tapped him on the shoulder and beckoned him to repeat the deed. Again bob pulled a hair out of Dave's backside to confirm that his friend was indeed still asleep.
This went on for six times during that night and every time Bob plucked a hair out of Dave's backside to check he was asleep.
On the seventh time Dave awoke and murmured "Look Bob, I don't mind you my wife Sue but for god's sake stop using my ass for a score board........!"
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my wife Sue but for god's sake stop using my ass for a score board........!"
