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Has Boris been a naughty boy?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48721211

It's a good job he's not a member of the "elite" or they'd ignore it totally and say nothing happened...oh look. Whistle
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Or she is another high maintenance other half..... thought I had exclusive rights on that..... Shocked

She does look a bit intense...timings couldn’t be better....
 

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Apparently the Guardian have the full audio recording of the incident.

If ever there were a case for publishing “in the public interest”, this has to be the perfect example Thumbs Up
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Pity it hadn’t happened a couple of days ago, the vote might have looked different. Whistle

That apart, Boris is an unexploded bomb waiting to go off. I’d honestly rather Trump than him and that’s saying something. Rolling Eyes
  
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Agreed Thumbs Up

But, when you consider the average age of Conservative Party voters (who are all that matter now), I’m not sure that any of this will go down as badly as it ought to Sad

Do I understand correctly that he is either separated, or divorced, having left his wife for her and that she was planning to move in to No 10 with him? If so, is this unprecedented?
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Ms Symonds is allegedly heard saying the MP had ruined a sofa with red wine.


My sympathies go out to both of them if alcohol was truly involved.

Boris is facing a very difficult decision; he & Carrie Symonds need to get their act together and present a truly united front.

I guess his reaction will follow King Charles I who wrote "Never make a defence or apology...", and Admiral Fisher who added "Never contradict" to the expression:-

"Never contradict, Never explain, Never apologise"

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NJSS wrote:

My sympathies go out to both of them if alcohol was truly involved.


Are you saying that it’s okay to behave like this, as long as they have been drinking, or have I misunderstood you?
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Don’t believe in quoting the Daily Fail, but their article is quite illuminating over what sort of person Boris is with the Ladies.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7...story.html

Mind you it makes you wonder if he is a member of this forum, particularly when part of the row was reported as quote, Mr Johnson shouted at Miss Symonds to 'get off my f***ing laptop' before a loud crashing noise was heard.

Rolling with laughter

Following on from this, what happens when he gets into No.10? Will Miss Symonds be able to get on his HM Government laptop and read or send confidential emails or heaven forbid that Boris leaves the the nuclear football lying about Miss Symonds could kick off WW3? Shocked
 

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Are you saying that it’s okay to behave like this, as long as they have been drinking, or have I misunderstood you?


No John; you have misunderstood me. I was expressing sympathy for anyone who has to deal with abuse of alcohol.

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@ The Dundonian: This is significant, for two reasons:

1. Having sold papers building up Boris Johnson, are they now going to the second stage at the most damaging time - selling even more by knocking him down again?

2. This is the paper targeted at a particular group of Conservative voters and the only people eligible to vote.

Are the “certain to vote for Boris” members likely to delay until they’ve heard him debate? This could be a nightmare come true for BJ Shocked All he had to do was shut up and keep a low profile until the votes came back.
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NJSS wrote:
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Are you saying that it’s okay to behave like this, as long as they have been drinking, or have I misunderstood you?


No John; you have misunderstood me. I was expressing sympathy for anyone who has to deal with abuse of alcohol.

NJSS


Absolutely. Sorry for the misunderstanding Thumbs Up
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The Dundonian wrote:
Mind you it makes you wonder if he is a member of this forum, particularly when part of the row was reported as quote, Mr Johnson shouted at Miss Symonds to 'get off my f***ing laptop' before a loud crashing noise was heard.


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Makes a change from the usual Brexit propaganda, Boris is a genius at publicity stunts and stealing the lime light, you will not see much of J Hunt in the papers for the next few days.Laughing
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That’s a thought.

Did anyone here follow The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? He’s got a lot in common with Zaphod Bebblebrox; just as vain and incompetent, but with an apparently much darker and more aggressive side thrown in too. And we might just be lucky enough to get him as the PM Shocked
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Couple have argument, police turn up (why?), say ‘nothing to see here’. Chip paper fodder
  
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