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Bicycle repairman
 


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United Kingdom 2010 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 GS Auto Galway GreenDiscovery 4
Why can't Vladimir

Why can't Vladimir defecate in the can...




Because its not a poo-tin


Sorry I had too Embarassed D4 GS let the retro fit begin
Heated steering wheel
Aftermarket TPMS
Double Din head unit satnav and TV
Reverse Camera
Cubby fridge
Door panel upgrade
Mood lighting
Digital Dash personalised
Back lit sun visors
4.5 Facelift front, rear and memory mirrors
Stainless bumper tread plate
6 pot Brembo conversion
HSE heated memory seats
Retro fit auto lights and wipers
LR 663 Defender alloys
275 45 20 GG AT3s
quarter of a D3  
Post #22816432nd Mar 2022 9:40 pm
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Hardware
 


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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

Fairly sure that "joke " counts as a war-crime. .


Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms  
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United Kingdom 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

You won't see me russian to use that joke; i'll be putin it aside for sure.  
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galwaygreen
 


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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 Graphite LE Auto Loire BlueDiscovery 4

dont give him more coverage...whats going on is serious  
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DSL
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Ukraine 

Some one should So-vet these jokes first. Whistle Whistle Whistle

Sorry, getting my coat. Embarassed   
Post #22816763rd Mar 2022 7:14 am
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HWN
 


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HWN
 


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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Vlad the inhaler:

 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
  
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Scott #55
 


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HWN wrote:




Jobby?  
Post #22818414th Mar 2022 8:39 am
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HWN
 


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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

I think his name was "Dobby", but "Jobby" (in a Billy Conolly sense) is very apt. Thumbs Up 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
  
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