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Sloss
 


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Christmas is upon us....

Grandson Harry (7) having a conversation with his mum....

Harry "No man can do that!"

Mum "Who?"

H "Santa Claus, not possible to do all that in one night, and don't get me started on flying reindeer and coming down chimneys!"

Mum "You do know that if you don't believe in SC there will be no presents...."

H "Did I say I don't believe.....?" Stew,

2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG  
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stew 46
 


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England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Siberian SilverDiscovery 3

Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up

My 30 year old daughter has started dropping hints already Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes -------------------------------------------------
if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
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Canburne
 


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Hope you have told her that Christmas has been cancelled this year due to concerns over a no-deal Brexit!! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter .
"the inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings....the inherent vice of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries" Winston Churchill

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J77
 


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My Christmas present to myself is coming next week. A new iPad Pro 11 inch. 23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green  
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astonbuilder
 


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Christmas is nowhere near us, it’s only just Censored November Rolling Eyes  
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DSL
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And SWMBO’s done all our Chrimbo shopping. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up   
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I have a carefully orchestrated hour ‘blitz’ shop on a day about a week before 25/12 for anything not off t’web and that’s when Christmas ‘starts’  
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DSL wrote:
And SWMBO’s done all our Chrimbo shopping. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up


‘Chrimbo’ ? Question Question Question another American import.? 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.  
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DSL
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John Lewis. Thumbs Up   
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DSL
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Thought it was Aussie but these chaps think it’s home grown. Thumbs Up

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimbo   
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J77
 


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astonbuilder wrote:
I have a carefully orchestrated hour ‘blitz’ shop on a day about a week before 25/12 for anything not off t’web and that’s when Christmas ‘starts’


That’s when amazon prime is worth its weight in gold

No mad rush in the shops. 23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green  
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DSL wrote:
Thought it was Aussie but these chaps think it’s home grown. Thumbs Up

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimbo


Always understood it to be A Merseyside thing.  
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You need to keep an eye on the NORAD Santa Tracker:
http://www.noradsanta.org/ Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
  
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Mogwyth
 


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Grianaig wrote:
DSL wrote:
And SWMBO’s done all our Chrimbo shopping. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up


‘Chrimbo’ ? Question Question Question another American import.?


Nope one of our own.

As for Christmas bah humbug remind me in another 6 weeks. Decs will go up Christmas eve and down 12th night, none of this whole of December malarkey. ==================================
05 D3 HSE V8 4.4
04 MG TF 135
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00 Hymer B564 Lionheart
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