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maxbasscat
 


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Cold weather, Brexit have a laugh

This will take the chill away on a frosty morning.

The regular taster at a winery died and the director had to look for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty looking man came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, “It’s a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”
-“That’s correct”, said the boss.
The boss handed him another glass. “This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.”
-“Correct.”
A third glass… “It’s a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,” the drunk said calmly. The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. “It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don’t get the job I’ll name the father.”
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Hardware
 


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Post #192870821st Mar 2018 6:55 am
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Post #192871921st Mar 2018 7:37 am
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RRSTDV8
 


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Ceekay
 


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Post #192875521st Mar 2018 9:39 am
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Red Merle
 


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That’s going to do the rounds at work!!
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