Advertise on DISCO4.COM
Forum · Gallery · Wiki · Shop · Sponsors
DISCO4.COM > Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts

Confucious did not say .....
Post Reply  Down to end
Page 1 of 1
NJSS
 


Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
Posts: 10463

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4
Confucious did not say .....

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
Post #201076419th Dec 2018 8:22 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4362

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Man who go through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
Post #201078719th Dec 2018 9:09 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
Ceekay
 


Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2057

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
 D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still… 
 
Post #201086619th Dec 2018 12:18 pm
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Send e-mail Reply with quote
Discomadness
 


Member Since: 19 Jan 2015
Location: Caerphilly
Posts: 2256

Wales 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Buckingham BlueDiscovery 3

Person who go to bed with itchy hole wake up with smelly finger...
 Jarrod

Current : D3 2007 HSE - AKA the lemon
-beanie grille
-detango with led bulbs
-club body off rebuild. TWICE. 
 
Post #201087719th Dec 2018 12:39 pm
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Send e-mail Reply with quote
mark the spark
 


Member Since: 22 Jun 2011
Location: southampton
Posts: 2475

2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 XXV LE Auto Causeway GreyDiscovery 4

man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
 MY05 SE D3 Manual my first LR what a car
MY10 HSE D4 auto
MY14 XXV more buttons than the spaceshuttle 
 
Post #201095519th Dec 2018 4:18 pm
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
Russell
 


Member Since: 23 Aug 2007
Location: Kent
Posts: 10564

United Kingdom 

Very good Rolling with laughter
 MY17 D5 1st Edition Namib Orange
MY15 D4 HSE Kaikoura Stone
MY12 D4 HSE Nara Bronze Sold and gone
MY11 D4 HSE Stornaway Grey Sold and gone
D3 S spec Silver Sold and gone
Tow bar, full length roof bars, side steps, tow bar storage unit, surround camers.
D4 camera club 
 
Post #201098419th Dec 2018 5:30 pm
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Send e-mail Post Reply
Display posts from the last:  
Post Reply Back to top
Page 1 of 1
Jump to:  
Previous Topic | Next Topic >


Posting Rules
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum



DISCO4.COM Copyright © 2004-2024 Futuranet Ltd & Martin Lewis
DISCO3.CO.UK RSS Feed - All Forums

DISCO4.COM is independent and not affiliated to Land Rover.
Switch to Mobile Site