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NJSS
 


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I'm guessing nobody here is dealing with serious CV issues?


We certainly are. There are three, consecutively numbered Coronavirus Discussion Threads, and an advice/tips thread:-

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As you have clearly missed these threads it will take some time to get up to date !


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There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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...there is room for a little humour. (wasn't meaning you Pelyma Laughing )


Didn't you see the recent 'Diminutive People Matter' protests and riots, Dean? No, nor did I - I don't think anybody notices protest signs at knee-level. Very Happy
 
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NJSS wrote:
Gorilla63

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I'm guessing nobody here is dealing with serious CV issues?


We certainly are. There are three, consecutively numbered Coronavirus Discussion Threads, and an advice/tips thread:-

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As you have clearly missed these threads it will take some time to get up to date !


NJSS

I was referring specifically to the joke thread. I have seen the other thread, but have declined until recently to comment. I don't particularly find the virus a laughing matter.
  
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Probably best not to read it then. Thumbs Up
 
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More british ways you have to get used to and have to make judgments upon eh Whistle Laughing
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Yep. It would seem so. In my line of work it seems to be something I need to balance - not easy however. Nor is it funny. You have a good day further.
  
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I don't particularly find the virus a laughing matter.


Nor I.

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There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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HWN wrote:
Probably best not to read it then. Thumbs Up

Good advice. Thank you.
  
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DG wrote:
More british ways you have to get used to and have to make judgments upon eh Whistle Laughing

I find this thread extremly helpful to balance things in these times. I can understand people if they are personaly afected in any way or in line of work, and probably I would be as well in such situation, but nevertheless I find this more helpful then the other way round.
  
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I wouldn’t go as far as saying it was uniquely British, but dark and death bed humour is most definitely a trait that some people from other cultures will find hard to comprehend.

It’s a method of helping us through tough or sad times/events. 👍
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HWN wrote:
Hardware wrote:
...there is room for a little humour. (wasn't meaning you Pelyma Laughing )


Didn't you see the recent 'Diminutive People Matter' protests and riots, Dean? No, nor did I - I don't think anybody notices protest signs at knee-level. Very Happy

Censored off the lot of you, I’ve fought this all my life, I’m going to stand up (yes I am standing) against all this heightism and unite to make you see how downtrodden we are. Where is Dwarfy Mactripod when I need him. Embarassed Laughing
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Paul Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

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There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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Oh dear, have somehow developed an apartheight policy on here. Whistle
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Dean - very good Thumbs Up

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Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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Hardware wrote:
Oh dear, have somehow developed an apartheight policy on here. Whistle


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