2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
30th Jul 2020 1:03 pm
Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496
You’re taking the now.DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S
30th Jul 2020 1:51 pm
Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496
Do you realise how frustrating it is to go out for a meal and be offered crayons 🖍 yes crayons.DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S
30th Jul 2020 1:59 pm
al cope
Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10296
just how were you behaving when you went for the meal, as the crayons might not be down to height
AlVolvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD
30th Jul 2020 2:06 pm
Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496
I'm always good, but I'm not bloody 6 years old DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S
Sorry, what have I missed. Paul, can you give me the lowdown?I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
30th Jul 2020 4:10 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72774
Now that was a little below the belt.
30th Jul 2020 4:21 pm
Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496
NoDo$h wrote:
Sorry, what have I missed. Paul, can you give me the lowdown?
Is your membership up to date?DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S
Do you realise how frustrating it is to go out for a meal and be offered crayons 🖍 yes crayons.
Hey ... they might taste better than the Happy Meal..
Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
The bonus is surely that you don't pay VAT on your clothes..
Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
30th Jul 2020 5:42 pm
Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496
Yes but don’t forget the glass ceiling, I keep trying to bang my head on it but I can’t reach.DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S
30th Jul 2020 5:57 pm
Shaun R.
Member Since: 13 Sep 2016
Location: Warlingham, Surrey
Posts: 139
Roverlike wrote:
DG wrote:
More british ways you have to get used to and have to make judgments upon eh
I find this thread extremly helpful to balance things in these times. I can understand people if they are personaly afected in any way or in line of work, and probably I would be as well in such situation, but nevertheless I find this more helpful then the other way round.
Dealing with the COVID situation daily in the NHS, I prefer to read this thread than the other one. Many of the jokes/pictures in this thread have been stolen and re-posted on my work Whats App groups. The virus is no joke but the slightly offbeat humour provides a little light relief and keeps us going.
As with any kind of humour, if it offends you or just isn't your cup of tea, then just don't read it.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
31st Jul 2020 7:40 am
Paul J.
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Location: Leafy Cheshire
Posts: 7223
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An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......
..... now on the JLR electric highway.
31st Jul 2020 9:27 pm
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... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
now.
