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NJSS
 


Member Since: 06 May 2009
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I love the irony of this !

 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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NJSS
 


Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

Covid 19 self test

A new and easy test for COVID-19 is doing the rounds and it's simple, quick and positive (or negative if you see what I mean).

Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favourite whisky (gin or rum) into it; then see if you can smell it, if you can then you are halfway there; then drink it and if you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus.

I tested myself 12 times last night and was virus free every time thank goodness.

I will have to test myself again today though, as I have developed a headache which can also be one of the symptoms.


NJSS
 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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Batfink
 


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 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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Charliecloud
 


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Location: Tonbridge
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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3

As this made me laugh and cry at the same time I thought I would put this here
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Multiple pronfanities
  
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Hardware
 


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@charliecloud ... that must have been bad as it's been purged from your gallery ? (assuming a picture)
  
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Charliecloud
 


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^ Well there was a few very naughty swear words in the video, nothing that most people haven't heard 100s of times in their life Very Happy

pauljosephwatson on youtube is the author. I won't re link it, just have a look, it's tragic really Sad
  
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NoDo$h
 


Member Since: 02 May 2006
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Ukraine 

Corona Karens? They rant amongst us
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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HWN
 


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"Karonas"?
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Paul J.
 


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 An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......

..... now on the JLR electric highway. 
 
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DG
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Copying Shocked Whistle

https://www.google.com/search?tbs=simg:CAE...mp;bih=636
 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
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Hardware
 


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My nephew told me about this Tweet but I've only found it on reddit so far.


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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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Hardware
 


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hi-res not displaying so here's lo-res ...


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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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Pelyma
  


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Rolling with laughter
 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
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Rescue01
 


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Rolling with laughter Bow down
 Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
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PROFSR G
 


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Laughing Thumbs Up
 yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ

 
 
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