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dlks151
 


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Aye, half the woman she used to be but she's still ALL woman !

And her larder still has a very well stacked top shelf Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
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Used to be

Carol Vordeman
This site convinced me it was all about Rachel......this morning Black Stockings....
Now it's Nigella.....or what's left of her
"If she's gets any thinner she'll only need one eye"...
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Are you getting in then.....

  
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rockcrawler
 


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Yes between them Shocked
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Post #156655524th Nov 2015 11:12 am
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Scwede
 


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"Yes between them..." - "Rockcrawler"!
  
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Shes been spending too much time with me lately and missing lots of meals. Her words were, "there are some things worth missing food for"

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Nigella!

Having my weekly dose of food porn last night. Nearly choked on my Merlot!

Apparently, I must oil Nigella's bundt generously, rubbing it into the crevices well and paying particular attention to the funnel. Finally I have to cover it in salty caramel sauce before I eat it.

Very Happy

All innocent culinary pleasures, I'm sure you will agree.

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

BTW, when I misspelled culinary, the spell checker changed it to disciplinary.

Porn, porn everywhere.
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The wife had it on last night. She is a bit "Meh"
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Post #157797215th Dec 2015 8:34 am
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Gazellio @ Prestige Cars wrote:
Are you getting in then.....



No just popping out
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mmmmm....lovely jubbly(s)!
  
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Funny enough the thought of her just makes me want to beat myself into an omelette Whistle

50 odd Shocked Shocked , Id be like a tramp on a 3 day old kipper given the chance of half an hour to hang out the back of that!
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"Hang out the back of that", you smooth talking old dog, you.
Anyway it's me she fancies..................
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My opposite number at work has just said "would like to bash her back door in " and I washed the key board with a mouth full of coffee
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