WaznotWas
Member Since: 12 Jun 2008
Location: A long way from nowhere!
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Here's one for those on here who have tried to comply with mods requests / instructions  !!
I got this new deodorant today.
The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome!
 FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: things have happened out there!!!
The countryside is still OURS!!
Club 3 Musketeers, Club D3C, Club Midland CB, Club Vertex PMR, Club GNVP Sump Plate, Club GNVP Sliders, Club Uncle Ray Spare Wheel Protector, Club Smooth Steering Wheel, Club McStuckie
07 HSE Z Silver, black leather, Black RRS badges,
19" anthracite wheels - off, 18" Silver / General AT2's - on,
300 TDI Disco 1 - Sheltering the lawn!
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ad15
Member Since: 14 Dec 2008
Location: up that tree
Posts: 4866
 
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my screen now smells of san miguel  one wife.......livid
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| 6th Nov 2009 7:32 pm |
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Dexter
Member Since: 21 Sep 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire
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A gent was on holiday in Germany when he ran out of deodorant, went to the shop and the chemist asked him, in a strong accent 'ball or aerosol sir?'
'Well actually, it was for under me arms' he says.
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| 7th Nov 2009 4:09 pm |
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adam
Member Since: 20 Sep 2005
Location: Home and Happy
Posts: 6917
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Dexter
A classic from Not the Nine O'clock News
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| 7th Nov 2009 4:51 pm |
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