Witnessed a few amusing moments this afternoon when I had to nip out to replenish the OTC drugs collection and drop off my daughter's school shoes at her mum's house One recurring theme was that every driver involved had some kind of badge or sticker on their car. Got me thinking about what you might deduce from said stickers and came up with the following:
Baby on board - Brain in glovebox. I will cut you up and will not use the mirror (after all, I checked my makeup when I left the house, so no need to check again).
Princess on board - as above. But I've bought a Pink Nintendo DS for her to make up for my lack of parenting skills.
Little Monkey on Board - Pray you don't return to your car to find this one parked next to yours. There'll be a dirty great dent from the door repeatedly banging against your wing, scratches from belt buckles and what you'll hope is sweetie residue on your door handles. DO NOT remonstrate with these people. The first words their child will utter on this earth are "I know my rights" followed shortly by "eff off you pedo". For a four year old can kick shins like Rooney takes free kicks.
Grandkids on board - Neighbour's adult son is gay and they just want to rub it in.
Christian <))><{ - A more bitter, twisted and unchristian person you are less likely to meet. More likely to learn the art of self levitation than give way, far less let someone out into a traffic queue from a side road. Once pulled over to let an ambulance past in 1974 and feels this fulfils their quota of good deeds on the road for this lifetime.
Wiccan/Pagan - Likely to have their car extensively scratched by the "christian" above.
Atomkraft, nein danke - Geography teacher. Will have near terminal dandruff. In her beard.
I'd rather be fishing - I'll never be promoted ever again
One Life, Live it! - Closest you'll get to the kind of Alabama knuckle-dragging yee-haw the deep south tends to spit out from time to time. Probably has a confederate flag on his belt buckle, but has never been further than Dieppe. (ducks expecting incoming)
G4 - It may not look it, but the car actually is orange. (dons flameproof overalls)
Disco3.co.uk - Difficult to form an opinion.....
So what other stickers have you seen that need reinterpreting?I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
12th May 2009 8:40 pm
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Dont come knocking if you see it rocking
Owner has never had sex, well only with himself and a doughnut oh and has a rat tail style pony tailIn the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
12th May 2009 8:47 pm
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surely
DISCO3.CO.UK
means
WE'RE NOT A CLUB
dunc life is tooooo short.enjoy the moment.dont worry be happy
club BSS
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12th May 2009 8:55 pm
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Honk if you think I'm sexy
She is so ugly that she will make you puke.Global Warming.... I'm luvvin it
12th May 2009 8:56 pm
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I came off quite lightly with my G4 stickers.
I saw you had a pro hunting sticker in yours you fluffy cuddly fox killer you
12th May 2009 8:57 pm
SJR
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My Other car is a Porsche
Ok, so that car is , and the sticker tells you they also have other inadquacies I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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12th May 2009 9:00 pm
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f ing Hate these
12th May 2009 9:03 pm
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Two tag lines that made me chuckle spring to mind, one on the bottom of a GSXR 750 number plate read My other toy has tits! and on the plate of an old FZR 1000 EXUP read One litre Cosworth eater. They where a bit like Ronseal really......Club Exped trailer
Club Timed Climate
Club Flappy paddle steering wheel
Club 300bhp
Club Prospeed test pilot/lab rat
Club National Luna Stella conditioner
12th May 2009 9:10 pm
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Al, you must have been really bored to think of that lot Bodsys Brake Bible
The ones that get me are the football character peeing on another teams shirt. - why? what does it prove?
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"
12th May 2009 10:18 pm
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The ones that get me, in fact i've only ever seen it on CG's car, I think it went something like
http://club.stratstone.com/ for all those D3 owners who flock there not
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"
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12th May 2009 10:40 pm
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MacLeod 313 wrote:
f ing Hate these
Then you need this
21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
I have never EVER had stickers on any car that I have owned previously but, being a lover of the Land Rover ethos, I seem to have been attracted to these ones:
NoDo$h wrote:
One Life, Live it!
- This is a motto that I hold dear to my heart after spending what seems like an eternity working all hours that God sends, year after year so that my wife & kids have a good life & live in a nice, safe area - only for her to leave me because I wasn't paying her enough attention! (Apparently).
I only have one life & I am now living it!
NoDo$h wrote:
G4
- I like the look of them, They are un-noticable to everyone except the Land Rover enthusiast who will see it on the road and think to himself....'That bloke is not just a suburban 4x4 driver, he likes his Land Rover too'.
NoDo$h wrote:
Disco3.co.uk - Difficult to form an opinion.....
Hmmmn! I think I have formed mine. I may well be removing it!
12th May 2009 11:56 pm
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Re: The Disco3 guide to car stickers
DiscoDad wrote:
NoDo$h wrote:
Disco3.co.uk - Difficult to form an opinion.....
Hmmmn! I think I have formed mine. I may well be removing it!
Had enough then DD ...or just repositioning 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
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One recurring theme was that every driver involved had some kind of badge or sticker on their car. Got me thinking about what you might deduce from said stickers and came up with the following:
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