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Mike40
 


Member Since: 30 Nov 2008
Location: Newport South Wales
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Ex-Wife

My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final later that same year.

Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make an emergency landing in someone’s back garden because of bad weather. Thank god I wasn’t with her.

The CAA issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: She was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating).

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

The photograph below was taken at the scene to show the extent of damage to her aircraft.

She was really lucky.
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"Ruby" Rimini Red
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Suzuki GSX1400, Triumph Daytona 1200, Yamaha RD500LC, Norton 850 Commando, MV Agusta 1090 Brutale, Honda Hornet 900, Honda 600 Tansalp, Matchless 750, AJS 650CSR......plus very understanding wife!  
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SJR
 


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Your ex-wife was Harry Potter Shocked , guess it takes all sorts Laughing I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -  
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cold_n_wet
 


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Norway 

Rolling with laughter  
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ad15
 


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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter one wife.......livid  
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This little boat was purchased in 1994 by a gentleman to celebrate his recent divorce from his wife, Sue.



It's called TATASU.... Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter  
Post #4903862nd Jul 2009 8:59 pm
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Mike40
 


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SJR wrote:
Your ex-wife was Harry Potter Shocked , guess it takes all sorts Laughing


Very good...I walked right into that one..... Bow down ------------------------------
"Ruby" Rimini Red
Rimini Red 06MY TDV6 S
Xenons, Bright Pack, Climate Pack,
BAS Magic Box and Remap
ITG Air Filter
ERG's Blanked (Woody32)
Huge Permagrin

Suzuki GSX1400, Triumph Daytona 1200, Yamaha RD500LC, Norton 850 Commando, MV Agusta 1090 Brutale, Honda Hornet 900, Honda 600 Tansalp, Matchless 750, AJS 650CSR......plus very understanding wife!  
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