“And if I ever get my hands round a scrawny little boat persons neck….”
I was expecting hilarity, not serious suggestions .
Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
27th Sep 2023 8:34 pm
JordsDisco
Member Since: 22 May 2020
Location: Newcastle
Posts: 1616
Every time I lie my boobs shrink. I used to be 48FF.
28th Sep 2023 7:30 am
JordsDisco
Member Since: 22 May 2020
Location: Newcastle
Posts: 1616
Second attempt as my first one was too serious ….
“And at one of Boris’s Covid Lockdown Parties, I had a Pizza this big!”
28th Sep 2023 9:21 am
RRSTDV8
Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13550
"And then on the next meet-the-constituents, I dropped the baby. Oops!"Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!"
28th Sep 2023 10:06 am
robsmith
Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 2401
You really can get them this big?
Please.Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
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... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
