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Aerialmark
 


Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
Location: Burnley (Where the M65 is cobbled)
Posts: 5191

England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Excitement mounts in Birmingham city centre at the thought of more business with HS2
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
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MJD 3
 


Member Since: 10 Feb 2016
Location: Teesside
Posts: 311

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Harry, there’s an advert in the paper for staff at Lydiah’s salon down the road, if I get the job it will be our first step to becoming financially independent!
 General Grabber AT3's
EGR Valves Blanked
Aluminium sump guard
Tree/Rock sliders.
Bank Account - Empty. 
 
Post #211440120th Jan 2020 6:43 pm
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al cope
 


Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
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"Well girl, it looks like we are between a rock and a hard place".

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
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BBDisco3
 


Member Since: 23 Nov 2008
Location: Cheshire
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Similar to Dick Turpin and his Highway Robbery business, however this set up don't leave anything behind. Thumbs Up
  
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Someone-Gone
 


Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
Location: Gone
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It took a certain kind of courage to queue up for a haircut at the new saloon, Highway Butchery. Whistle
  
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riverblanche
 


Member Since: 31 Aug 2010
Location: retford'ish
Posts: 2210

England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Hi,

I am going with Dexter’s comment

“Tongue and Ham Shank next door”

A few Topical and Todd ones and the Tardis one made me look at the picture again 👍

But Dexter”s did it 🍺
 Transit! 2019
Gone D3 HSE 2008
Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
 
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Dexter
 


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Ooh how exciting 😎




I liked this one 😊
  
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al cope
 


Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
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England 

Pretty sure we have had that one do the rounds before in a different thread

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
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Dave would soon come to realise that the "burst paper bag sudden fright" technique was intended as a cure for hiccups and not a remedy for your mate being impaled on a barber's pole.
  
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Gareth
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“Got yer chips mate”
  
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riverblanche
 


Member Since: 31 Aug 2010
Location: retford'ish
Posts: 2210

England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

for the third time,
I SAID YOUR BURGER’S HERE!
 Transit! 2019
Gone D3 HSE 2008
Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff


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Post #211539824th Jan 2020 8:55 pm
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4375

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

"Larks and japes aplenty in the sand-pit of a Wuhan nursery school"
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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DSL
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Micky Dee’s new advertising campaigned has definitely bombed. Whistle Whistle
   
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DG
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Wales 

"I know you're scared ...but this is the second pair of underpants in an hour!"
 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
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Someone-Gone
 


Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
Location: Gone
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Advice from the guy behind - “Yes, cut the red wire.”


Laughing
  
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