kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
  
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The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends
over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt
up and reveals her lack of underwear.*
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.
Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to
afford any.'
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and*
says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go
andbuy yourself some underwear.'*
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball*
on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she,*
too, is wearing no undies.*
'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers.
Why not?'*
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the*
sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself
some underwear!'*
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked
under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell
are yer drawers?'
She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta *
be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well,*
fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb..... *
Tidy yerself up a bit.  Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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Discoeast
Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800
  
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D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.
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heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
Posts: 4054
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