Sloss
Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
Posts: 1691
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Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.
His friends at the club are all aghast. At their very first chance, they corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?”
Bob replied, “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!” They’re knocked over, but continue to ask: “So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?”
“I lied about my age,” Bob replied.
“What? Did you tell her you were only 50?”
Bob smiled and said, “No, I told her I was 90.” Stew,
2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG
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Hardware
Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12709
  
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer  ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
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OJ
Member Since: 01 Oct 2017
Location: Loch Leven
Posts: 725
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Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2057
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 D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…
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Oswiperus
D3 Decade
Member Since: 02 Apr 2010
Location: Chelmsford, Essex
Posts: 1590
 
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Stu
2016 D4 Landmark current
2022 Defender D300 SE Gone
D4 2014 XS Commercial - Gone
D4 2016 hse lux montalcino red - Gone
D3 2005 se java black - current
D3 2005 base manual - gone
D2 1999 TD5 E white - current
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