HWN wrote:

Tomb it may concern:

Sir, there are large number of tasteless jokes in this thread. They need burying (I think it's a plot). There are graver issues, such as people with Covid - how someone badly coffin handles such jokes is beyond me. All respect seems to have gone up in smoke. I mean, even funeral directors let down the deceased (but I suppose they have to urn a living) and, the costs these days, they must make a killing. The poor man mentioned in the original post lost his wife earlier in the year: his death was shortly after hearse. Even funeral homes don't have the respect they used to. One was recently found to be raffling cadavers to medical schools - although Police said it was a dead giveaway.

Yours faithfully,

Pall Bearer