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Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

I got 15/20 by the thought process of "that's a stupid name for a band so must be IKEA!"
  
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DavidSally
 


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Location: Chesterfield
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United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tangiers OrangeDiscovery 3

11/20. Hate the place with a vengeance. Give me the comfort of armchair shopping from Amazon
  
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Mike40
 


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United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Auto Rimini RedDiscovery 3

10/20 but guessed all but one........and I got that wrong Shocked

So that proves I have no knowledge of Death bands or Ikea...... Thumbs Up
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"Ruby" Rimini Red
Rimini Red 06MY TDV6 S
Xenons, Bright Pack, Climate Pack,
BAS Magic Box and Remap
ITG Air Filter
ERG's Blanked (Woody32)
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Suzuki GSX1400, Triumph Daytona 1200, Yamaha RD500LC, Norton 850 Commando, MV Agusta 1090 Brutale, Honda Hornet 900, Honda 600 Tansalp, Matchless 750, AJS 650CSR......plus very understanding wife! 
 
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Batfink
 


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Got 16 out of 20. I must be in the minority as actually enjoy shopping. Shocked
 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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kajtzu
 


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Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

18/20, I’m so Shocked
  
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Pelyma
  


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Location: Patching, Sussex
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comedyharvey wrote:
Pelyma wrote:
Spot on 👍🏻

As for buying tools from Aldi or Lidl - no thanks.


Why, have you ever tried them or is it just prejudice?

They’re good enough for the German market.

I’ve bought a few over the years and they are universally well made and good value DIY tools.

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Pure bigotry Thumbs Up
 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
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Sweden 2006 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3

20/20, it helps to be Swedish. Not fan of neither Ikea or Death though...
  
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Compusmentis
 


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United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

We have a rule in our house - we can only visit Ikea on the motorbike. That way, the most Mrs S can buy is a bag of tea-lights. Thumbs Up
 New gearbox & TC, 3 x front wheel bearings, belts changed, new oil pump, new battery, new rear prop, new front prop, new front diff, front arb refurbed, front cv boot kit, egr blank and BAS software patch, full rear suspension / drivelive rebuild, new front arms, LED trailer light fix, split charge.
Never had a 107, 90 or 127, but have had most of the rest! 
 
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Klinkhammer
 


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I would choose death, only for years I've said that Ikea is my personal hell. So as I've no chance of going up stairs I'm doomed to roam Ikea dead or alive. Life really is a b**** or is that death. Big Cry
 I'm to old to know everything......
D4 Gone over to the Dark Side (D5)
D3 gone ...... But now want one for knocking about! Is this a form of insanity? 
 
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Mogwyth
 


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Compusmentis wrote:
We have a rule in our house - we can only visit Ikea on the motorbike. That way, the most Mrs S can buy is a bag of tea-lights. Thumbs Up


We visited one on foot having used the park and ride, looked like a bloody sherpa going back to the carpark, bus driver want to know if we needed our own bus.
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04 MG TF 135
03 MG TF 115 Cool Blue Edition
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00 Hymer B564 Lionheart
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Rmacaul
 


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Scotland 2009 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 XS Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

Should be IKEA or divorce.

visit IKEA have meat balls then spend hours stuck on the wandering path with 4000 other poor lost souls, have a fallout with SWIMBO and then down stairs to the market bit and get trolley rage at the other poor sods. Que up pay load your Disco to the roof and beyond, travel home in silence in the cramped seat position because of all the stuff you now have. Get home unpack build your flat packs and then spend the next week moving new and old furniture round the house.


  
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comedyharvey
 


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Pelyma wrote:
comedyharvey wrote:
Pelyma wrote:
Spot on 👍🏻

As for buying tools from Aldi or Lidl - no thanks.


Why, have you ever tried them or is it just prejudice?

They’re good enough for the German market.

I’ve bought a few over the years and they are universally well made and good value DIY tools.

.


Pure bigotry Thumbs Up


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter I like your honesty!!

My wife was a convert long before me. Came back home one day and found she had poulticed one of our horses legs and used a Lidl’s carrier bag as a waterproof outer cover. I was outraged, what will the neighbours think! Couldn’t you have found a Waitrose or Harrods bag!

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 Arthur.
Comedy was a horse, Harvey a dog, both sadly gone. Thought I was choosing a password!

Currently;
Discovery 3 HSE 2009
101" Fwd. Control 1976
Nuffield 10/90 Tractor (10/60 with 6 cylinder conversion) 1964

Previously;
Series III Lightweight. 1976. 
 
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