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IKEA or Death

found this site earlier ...

http://ikeaordeath.com/

possibly helps explain IKEA product naming policy ? (NOT)
  
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Death is more preferable to a trip to Ikea. My objectives for a full and wholesome life, never visit Ikea, a Car boot sale, Aldi and Lidl.
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10/20 Neutral
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Pelyma ... never been tempted by the tools on offer at Aldi/Lidl then? i'm always amazed that ASDA, Sainsburys etc. have never realised that selling compressed-air tools amongst the apples and tomatoes is an essential part of UK shopping. Smile
  
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The best thing about the tools is they are proper Chrome Vanadium for the sockets etc, and have a 3 year warranty on them, even the airtools which most places only offer 1 year.

Edited to add me and the wife got 12/20.
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Pelyma wrote:
Death is more preferable to a trip to Ikea. My objectives for a full and wholesome life, never visit Ikea, a Car boot sale, Aldi and Lidl.


10/20. You're missing out if you don't visit Aldi or Lidl Thumbs Up
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I thought this thread was which one you prefer.

For me death wins, in fact I would choose death over any form of shopping.

If the good lord wanted us to go shopping he wouldn’t have given us Amazon. Laughing
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Post #18856692nd Dec 2017 12:38 am
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Spot on 👍🏻

As for buying tools from Aldi or Lidl - no thanks.
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Absolutely, Amazon is the cure for shopping Thumbs Up I’ve largely been able to finance the Full Fat out of my regular savings in Plymouth city centre pay & display tickets Rolling Eyes

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Apparently there is some logic behind the names
http://www.businessinsider.com/meaning-of-...13-11?IR=T
Best thing about IKEA is the meatballs!

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16/20 Shocked Shocked Shocked

Shoot me now ! This is what happens when you have no LR products to consume every spare moment of your life and bank accounts.
  
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I guess at 17/20 and since i don't particularly like death metal, i shall now request the certificate: SWMBO approved IKEA shopping assistant. Training cost a fortune!
  
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Jury is out on this one. Furnished our new sunroom out of ikea. Having a D3 made transporting the various bits and piece so much more easier. Even got the 2 seater settee into it ! As regards the meatballs, well bordering from the insipid to tasteless, prefer the beer, light or dark. Probably the place is more bearable since I am only there twice a year. Not a great fan of “shopping “ as such looked upon as an evil necessity. Well you have got to eat.
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If it's value and choice you are after then try https://www.wayfair.co.uk/
  
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Pelyma wrote:
Spot on 👍🏻

As for buying tools from Aldi or Lidl - no thanks.


Why, have you ever tried them or is it just prejudice?

They’re good enough for the German market.

I’ve bought a few over the years and they are universally well made and good value DIY tools.

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