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robsmith
 


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I'm not qualified to make a cupp.....

Its getting rather silly.
Not only can't I make a cuppa, I can't make a cold drink.....


Why??


Because I don't have the qualifications:

http://web.aqa.org.uk/qual/uas/units/life.php


Just going to open a bottle, provided I can do that without a qualification Whistle Rob Smith
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SJR
 


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The sad thing is someone actually gets paid to teach this horse sCensoredt Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

Although the tutor for this one must be a bit of a voyeur Laughing

http://store.aqa.org.uk/qual/uas/units/pdf/30004.PDF I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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I wonder if there's an advanced course where the kettle isn't automatic?  
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I didn't know you had to be qualified to apply for a job

http://store.aqa.org.uk/qual/uas/units/pdf/LS2998.PDF

having read that list makes you wonder what other useless courses are available "Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag'em down to your level. It's cheaper".  
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Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked how to get dressed, how to use a bus - WTF 
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"  
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Looks like some bright entrepeneur has spotted a niche in the market training half wits how to live. I take my hat of to you Sir or Madam anyone who can be duped into this tosh deserves to have their money taken from them. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Now where's my missus I want a cuppa tea. Whistle Whistle Whistle

Trev. Ba Hons MACOTNAT (Making A Cup Of Tea Now And Then) Thumbs Up 

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The curricular area is 'Life Skills' so they are really for pupils with special needs. As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way



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