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NoDo$h
 


Member Since: 02 May 2006
Location: Finding new and exciting ways to milk badgers.
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Ukraine 
It's not a democracy you know

A phrase that crops up from time to time on the site.

So if you owned the site and were given the opportunity to interview prospective members, what questions would you ask of them to ensure "the right sort" got on here?

Straight questions or multiple choice suggestions please Thumbs Up

My starter for ten:


What was your last car?
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #4765635th Jun 2009 10:57 am
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Disco3newbie
 


Member Since: 26 Oct 2008
Location: Scottish Borders
Posts: 600

Scotland 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 Graphite LE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

Why do you want to join?
  
Post #4765795th Jun 2009 11:31 am
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tanters
 


Member Since: 24 Oct 2007
Location: Oireland
Posts: 4284

Ireland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 5 Seat Manual Tonga GreenDiscovery 3

Are you going to try sell something on your first post (booooooo!) or wait until your 20th (Yeeaaaah!)
 A happy childhood ... is the worst possible preparation for life.  
Post #4765855th Jun 2009 11:43 am
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countrywide
 


Member Since: 16 Sep 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 6019

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Graphite LE Auto Unknown ColourDiscovery 4

Do you know any really fit women who like Land Rover
  
Post #4766005th Jun 2009 12:00 pm
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Wex
 


Member Since: 16 Apr 2007
Location: Knackeragua
Posts: 5173

Ireland 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3

TIUTA : are you a giver or a taker ?
  
Post #4766035th Jun 2009 12:03 pm
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PaulP
 


Member Since: 04 May 2007
Location: Barcelona
Posts: 4317

Spain 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Buckingham BlueDiscovery 3

1. Do you have a sense of humour?

2. Will you post at least something related to the Discovery 3 at some point?

3. Are you a knob?
 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Buckingham Blue
2007 Golf GT DSG 
 
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countrywide
 


Member Since: 16 Sep 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 6019

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Graphite LE Auto Unknown ColourDiscovery 4

I didn't mean to lower the tone, so let's make it fit ladies instead.
  
Post #4766055th Jun 2009 12:04 pm
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NoDo$h
 


Member Since: 02 May 2006
Location: Finding new and exciting ways to milk badgers.
Posts: 19689

Ukraine 

Do you own any DPM trousers?
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #4766075th Jun 2009 12:07 pm
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Mike40
 


Member Since: 30 Nov 2008
Location: Newport South Wales
Posts: 796

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Auto Rimini RedDiscovery 3

Would you be prepared to pay?

If so, lump sum or per post?

Would your SWMBO pose in my new Calendar?

Are you Scottish?

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"Ruby" Rimini Red
Rimini Red 06MY TDV6 S
Xenons, Bright Pack, Climate Pack,
BAS Magic Box and Remap
ITG Air Filter
ERG's Blanked (Woody32)
Huge Permagrin

Suzuki GSX1400, Triumph Daytona 1200, Yamaha RD500LC, Norton 850 Commando, MV Agusta 1090 Brutale, Honda Hornet 900, Honda 600 Tansalp, Matchless 750, AJS 650CSR......plus very understanding wife! 
 
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NoDo$h
 


Member Since: 02 May 2006
Location: Finding new and exciting ways to milk badgers.
Posts: 19689

Ukraine 

No, really, are you Scottish?

Are you sure?
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #4766155th Jun 2009 12:20 pm
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DG
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Member Since: 12 Dec 2005
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Posts: 50936

Wales 

Do you take your wife dogging ??
 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
Post #4766175th Jun 2009 12:23 pm
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NoDo$h
 


Member Since: 02 May 2006
Location: Finding new and exciting ways to milk badgers.
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Ukraine 

and where?
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #4766215th Jun 2009 12:27 pm
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JF Lux
 


Member Since: 08 Sep 2007
Location: A little country in Europe
Posts: 3522

Luxembourg 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

When you are out off-roading, will your wife be at home needing some "care and attention..."
 The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..." 
 
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nobbyclark
 


Member Since: 03 May 2005
Location: Perth, Scotland
Posts: 1268


"What is your view on spontaneous human combustion?"
 No longer a D3 owner but still subscribed to multiple threads!  
Post #4766295th Jun 2009 12:32 pm
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blue meanie
D3 Decade 


Member Since: 04 Aug 2005
Location: Newbury
Posts: 6861

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

'do you like quiche?'
 and theeeeennn......???  
Post #4766325th Jun 2009 12:34 pm
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