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I've been thinking..
What deep thinkers men are...
I swam in the pool today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the b s?
Women always maintain that giving birth is far more painful than a bloke getting kicked in the b s.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the b s is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a bloke say, "You know, I think I'd like another kick in the b s."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.
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