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What's wrong with good old fashioned phones?Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
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25th Mar 2020 9:29 pm
knwatkins
Member Since: 19 Sep 2018
Location: Poole, Dorset
Posts: 716
No Huawei spyware in the fixed infrastructure Kev
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25th Mar 2020 9:31 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 73091
Trump will have planted a bug in HM’s phone when he visited. Wasn’t Obama bugging Merkel’s phone?
So ... is mine the muckiest mind? He's on phone to a woman whilst playing pocket billiards and she's... the queen..
Dean
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2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
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26th Mar 2020 6:46 am
Someone-Gone
Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
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26th Mar 2020 6:52 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 73091
Hardware wrote:
So ... is mine the muckiest mind?
Deffo.
26th Mar 2020 7:03 am
Stevepd
Member Since: 06 Mar 2018
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 392
In the last month we’ve got rid of the cordless phone and replaced it with an old cream 746. I found out my wife’s childhood number and got it printed on the paper disc for inside the number disc (that brought tears). It’s definitely a blast from the past.visiting from www.rrsport.co.uk
I'd love to do that as it might make the twice-daily "hunt the phone" game unnecessary, but suspect I'd then get asked to put a 50 ft extension on it. .
Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
26th Mar 2020 7:25 am
OvalAutos
Member Since: 28 Dec 2018
Location: Cradley Heath
Posts: 382
Apart from the corded phones out of the arc, what are they actually talking about?
So give it your best conversation lines between them. I'll kick off with;
PM: Ma'm, I'm so sorry that I forgot to say "and God save the Queen at the end of my address to the nation"
QE: Next time you forget me, I'll send the guards around and have you strung up with this cord.Joe
26th Mar 2020 7:29 am
knwatkins
Member Since: 19 Sep 2018
Location: Poole, Dorset
Posts: 716
Boris: "what are you wearing"
Queen: "oh off Boris"Kev
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I'm pretty sure Boris will have a picture of HMTQ on the wall of his office; I doubt it is also the other way about.
BoJo: "Phwoar! Can you let me have Sarah Fergusson's* mobile number?"
HMTQ:"I'll get Charles to send you one of his spare COVID-19 testing kits. You are obviously very sick"
* Replace with the name of any other member of the royal family, male, female or other.
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26th Mar 2020 7:57 am
Scott #55
Member Since: 15 Apr 2015
Location: UK
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"Listen, Johnston, you tousle-headed .... I've got squads of fit young men and women who are highly-trained killers, ready to die for Queen and country on my say-so.
this up and, believe me, it'll be the work of a moment to get any number of those guys to put a bullet in the back of your head.
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... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
off Boris"
