SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
  
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| Land Rover Song - all together now!! |
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To the tune of the Irish folk song "Wild Rover".
I’ve owned a Land Rover for many a year
I use it to carry my whisky and beer
When we're on safari with Rovers galore
We all give three cheers for this great 4 x 4
CHORUS
And it’s no, nay, never, no nay never no more
Will I sell my Land Rover, no never, no more
I bought a Toyota to go to South West
But wasn’t convinced that it really was best
I tried a Suzuki but threw it away
‘Cos a Land Rovers better, so what do you say
CHORUS
My bearings are  , the swivel pins too
The steering it wobbles, my problems are few
The leaks from the gear box and diff are so slow
So I'll check all the levels when the damn thing won’t go
CHORUS
A Range Rovers faster, but uses more fuel
The people who drive them they look rather cool
It’s from the same stable but has better springs
But let’s face it folks it’s just not the real thing
CHORUS
A Forward Control doesn’t look quite so nice
But they used to be had for a very good price
Some of us think they do have their charms!
Just take a good look at "The Old Charlton Arms"
CHORUS
At rallies the Shorties they always come first
But the drivers all seem to develop a thirst
Series Ones, Twos and Threes all have their own place
And now the One Tens are the first in the race
CHORUS
I bought an old Landy and stripped with care
A 2A from Solihull is really quite rare
But how to repair it I asked in the Pub
They said to apply to the Invicta Land Rover Club
CHORUS
The Landy Club members were quite a surprise
They all seemed to be such a nice bunch of guys
It’s thanks to them that I now know much more
About the Land Rover, that great 4 x 4
CHORUS
While we are singing there’s one thing to say
I’m sure we're all loving our wonderful stay
It’s thanks to you all that I know so much more
About the Land Rover – that great 4 x 4
CHORUS I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
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Stu
Member Since: 08 Feb 2009
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 2423
 
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I think it's a bit dated, we need some disco3 verses! D3 HSE MY05 Auto
Expo Rack, Club MTR, LR Spots, A Bar, Light Guards, GNVP Sump Guard, GNVP Ladder, Cup Holders, RLD A Bar brackets. Disco3Club stickers, Aux power on Mod
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