While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess."Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
13th Dec 2018 11:34 am
FISHBOY
Member Since: 06 Sep 2010
Location: Kent
Posts: 754
Last of the D4 HSE...
13th Dec 2018 11:37 am
Ted Newman
Member Since: 09 Oct 2010
Location: SE London
Posts: 840
As an ex-biker who has landed in ditches more times than I care to think about I have never had that beautiful treatment LR Discovery 4 XS pulling an Airstream 532 Caravan also own (since new) a 1996 MGF
13th Dec 2018 12:23 pm
ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
13th Dec 2018 12:40 pm
NickJ
Member Since: 11 Oct 2010
Location: there's no f in point
Posts: 2137
Even after scrolling down and reading the punchline to see if it was a joke or not, I didn't see that coming!
13th Dec 2018 12:44 pm
Beretta
Member Since: 11 Oct 2012
Location: Rochdale
Posts: 1180
2010 Disco 4 HSE
- Digital Dash Club
- GAP BT IID
13th Dec 2018 3:10 pm
seddie
Member Since: 23 Mar 2010
Location: Aberdeenshire
Posts: 415
Even with manflu I managed to laugh at that.
13th Dec 2018 3:57 pm
GLYNNE
Member Since: 06 Oct 2006
Location: KENT
Posts: 4695
13th Dec 2018 3:59 pm
D&G
Member Since: 29 Jun 2017
Location: Charente 16480
Posts: 3483
Just what the doctor ordered today.
An honorable defeat is better than a dishonorable victory.” ― Millard Fillmore
2006 Disco 3
Gas Gas 300ec / Gas Gas tx249 / Bandit 1250
XR 650r / Pajero 2.8 Lifted and Safari Snorkel-gone.
13th Dec 2018 5:00 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 73094
Thought it was a nurse.
13th Dec 2018 5:19 pm
RouseyD
Member Since: 27 May 2015
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 36
14th Dec 2018 9:57 am
Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2089
D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…
I was lucky enough to get a ticket for the FA cup but was surprised to find myself next to an empty seat. Just before kick-off, I commented on the empty seat to the man sitting the other side of it.
"I bought it for my wife. Unfortunately, she passed away"
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that", I remarked, "I can't help wondering though, don't you have any friends or family who could have used her ticket?"
"No. They're all at the funeral"
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin... ...It's alive! Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
14th Dec 2018 1:28 pm
Grianaig
Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286
2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.
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