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al cope
 


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man loses genitals

My eyes are watering just reading this:

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/man-coma-dog-bites-off-092109074.html

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one of the comments was that the dog didnt have a nut allergy Rolling with laughter

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First question: how was the dog able to get to his genitals? Presumably he didn't have then tucked securely away in his trousers. Which then begs the question: why not?

Maybe the dog didn't like the game being played... Dog
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RRSTDV8 wrote:
First question: how was the dog able to get to his genitals? Presumably he didn't have then tucked securely away in his trousers. Which then begs the question: why not?

Maybe the dog didn't like the game being played... Dog


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That’s what you call the dogs danglies

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Bit of a cock up. Whistle

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All very amusing until you realise the impact this will have on him physically and emotionally. Sad
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Moo wrote:
All very amusing until you realise the impact this will have on him physically and emotionally. Sad


well the levels of sympathy are largely going to depend on whether it was a horrific unprovoked attack or if he was sexually assaulting his dog at the time.

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