Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10299
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front
of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'
I'll get my coat
AlVolvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
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29th Nov 2009 12:30 pm
XX03
Member Since: 03 Sep 2006
Location: London
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Nice one Al Formerly Blakey
29th Nov 2009 1:11 pm
Tawny Owl
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29th Nov 2009 1:28 pm
Russell
Member Since: 24 Aug 2007
Location: Kent
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Spot on well done MY17 D5 1st Edition Namib Orange
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Tow bar, full length roof bars, side steps, tow bar storage unit, surround camers.
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29th Nov 2009 4:06 pm
SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
Good one!
In return:
A bloke is admiring himself as he stands naked in front of the mirror. Smirking, he says, 'I don't know what it is, but I always get a hard-on if I look at myself in the mirror.'
Quick as a flash his wife replies, 'That's because even your c**k thinks you're a c**t too.'Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small Al
So is Al short for Alexandra... The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeksnearly 4 weeksover 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..."
29th Nov 2009 5:51 pm
al cope
Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10299
only on weekends
AlVolvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD
30th Nov 2009 9:58 am
BarryG
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