Member Since: 26 Oct 2013
Location: Argyll
Posts: 2923
How to move a dead horse?
Whilst I know some of us on the forum have a rather warped sense of humour at times, this thread from the farming forum had me crying with laughter earlier today. Be warned it does run for 30 pages:
https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?th...rse.16734/Currently 2009 Disco 3 SE, 2013 MY D4 HSE and 2016 D4 SE
Previously:
TD5 Defender 110 CSW (230k miles)
300TDi Disco 1 (289k)
4 RR Classics (300-350k each, 2 manual, 2 auto)
110 V8 CSW (220k)
S3 109 hi cap pickup (ex RN)
S2A 88 Safari SW with lpg conversion (bloody lethal)
16th May 2020 3:23 pm
Trucks
Member Since: 30 Nov 2019
Location: south newton
Posts: 375
On a lighter note thought this might help some of those who obviously don't know what two metres apart means.😁😁😁
16th May 2020 3:45 pm
lynalldiscovery
Member Since: 22 Dec 2009
Location: Maidstone
Posts: 7274
Chainsaw sounds pretty gruesome!
16th May 2020 8:19 pm
waterbuoy
Member Since: 26 Oct 2013
Location: Argyll
Posts: 2923
What reduced me to tears was the suggestion of putting three crow scarer cartridges up the rear end and then retreating to a safe distance - such as Lancashire!Currently 2009 Disco 3 SE, 2013 MY D4 HSE and 2016 D4 SE
Previously:
TD5 Defender 110 CSW (230k miles)
300TDi Disco 1 (289k)
4 RR Classics (300-350k each, 2 manual, 2 auto)
110 V8 CSW (220k)
S3 109 hi cap pickup (ex RN)
S2A 88 Safari SW with lpg conversion (bloody lethal)
16th May 2020 8:32 pm
Disco_Mikey
Member Since: 29 May 2007
Location: Dundee, Scotland
Posts: 20844
Member Since: 26 Oct 2013
Location: Argyll
Posts: 2923
I was directed there via a pretty random route - too much time at the keyboard at present. I think the thread started in 2014 with annual updates until recently....
Mike - there is a follow- up PM to our recent exchange in your inbox Currently 2009 Disco 3 SE, 2013 MY D4 HSE and 2016 D4 SE
Previously:
TD5 Defender 110 CSW (230k miles)
300TDi Disco 1 (289k)
4 RR Classics (300-350k each, 2 manual, 2 auto)
110 V8 CSW (220k)
S3 109 hi cap pickup (ex RN)
S2A 88 Safari SW with lpg conversion (bloody lethal)
16th May 2020 9:08 pm
mjom89
Member Since: 13 Sep 2011
Location: Essex
Posts: 593
“Fill it with helium and float it out” 😂
16th May 2020 11:56 pm
Waylander11
Member Since: 21 Apr 2016
Location: Leicestershire
Posts: 524
some of those replies are brilliantD3 in Buckingham blue now SWMBO's Mine D4 commercial
Xenon's fitted Timed climate
EGR Blanked Remapped
Remap Reversing Camera
gear box reset
updated Bluetooth
4x4 info
all done by Bodsy
Fridge fitted
Reversing camera fitted
Got to page 16 then tried working back from 30 to find the OP's solution. Frustrated at not finding full details but soooooo tempted to try and find some of the other threads referred to. "Not metal detectors " ???.
Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
17th May 2020 5:36 am
gstuart
Member Since: 21 Oct 2016
Location: kent
Posts: 14142
Instead of cartridges , how about using an air compressor , insert hose then run
Still , took along time moving the horse as the posts are from 2014 to 2018
Wonder if the local kebab shop got most of the horse ,
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17th May 2020 6:24 am
lynalldiscovery
Member Since: 22 Dec 2009
Location: Maidstone
Posts: 7274
Tbh ... when I saw this, I thought HWN had run into issues with his house purchase again.
Hugh ... did that house ever sell?.
Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
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... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
