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Mollers
 


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jeff wrote:
one of our rugby lads mum's went to school with a girl called Ophelia (nice name)
Her surname was Cocke Shocked


Yeah, she married Greg Balls. Shocked
  
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drmcw
 


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Always found this American Company amusing;

http://www.waynekerrtest.com/

The email addresses are pretty good too if you have to contact them! Very Happy
  
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I worked with a Scandanavian called Ã…se Hole once.
 Too much intellectual firepower can damage your common sense.  
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My dad's always maintained that there was a guy in his Sunderland flying boat squadron shortly after WW2 whose surname was CART.

His parents had thoughtfully christened him...........















ORSON
 Now an ex-D3 owner after 7 happy years. Miss the car but not the big bills Smile
 
 
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Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
 http://tinyurl.com/eBay-All-things-D3-Now  
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A good friend of mine is called Paul Mycock. But it gets better still as he has a PHd in Mathematics so he is entitled to call himself.... Doctor Paul Mycock.
Absolutely top bloke as well.
  
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there is a 2nd hand car garage in innsbruck austria called "herr Censored "

the best bit is EVERY car that leaves his garage has a number plate surround with it scrawled across the bottom in big letters.. Very Happy
 one wife.......livid  
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sorry it's herr w+nker
 one wife.......livid  
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I once worked with a bloke called (Peter) P. Soffe.
 Clive

 
 
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DiscoNick
 


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I had a client called Bengt Koch, very difficult not laugh when I confirmed how you say it he replied BENT COCK he was Swedish I think. CEO of a large company as well. Nice geezer Thumbs Up
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A work colleague joined us from Finland a few years back for a couple of weeks. Can't remember his surname but his first name was Vikka.

He never did understand the titters of amusement that followed when someone invariably succumbed to the temptation to ask him if he would like some more tea!
 Now an ex-D3 owner after 7 happy years. Miss the car but not the big bills Smile
 
 
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

my grandfather was a vicar, used to make me laugh every time..
 one wife.......livid  
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