Be polite............."Track day running - Don't put your foot back on the accelerator until your absolutely sure you don't have to take it off again"
Current Ride: D4 XS Commercial Baltic Blue SDV6 fully loaded with heated everything
Track Days: BMW E36 M3 Evolution MY 1996 (3.2 Litre 377 BHP sat in 1,250 Kgs of car, with a pro safety cage and some serious braking power)
8th Dec 2018 7:41 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 73094
Next stage in his attempts at psychological warfare is calling it a Jeep.
8th Dec 2018 7:59 am
MrBrain
Member Since: 12 Mar 2014
Location: bucks
Posts: 472
Ask him how economical his roller skate is.
8th Dec 2018 8:05 am
BBDisco3
Member Since: 23 Nov 2008
Location: Cheshire
Posts: 3646
I think you need to be diplomatic........
Hire a Hit Man
8th Dec 2018 8:07 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 73094
Just hang on to any deliveries that you receive for him until after Christmas.
8th Dec 2018 8:08 am
SimSamSeven
Member Since: 08 Dec 2012
Location: Surrey
Posts: 160
Hysterical - he went on to say that he would also like truck too. Then he went on to say he is thinking of getting a Toyota C-HR.
This is war!
8th Dec 2018 11:47 am
Fitzy73
Member Since: 09 Feb 2014
Location: Truro
Posts: 2407
It could have been worse, he could have called it a Jeep!
Although if he thinks a Toyota C-HR is a truck he must have real issues distinguishing size.Andy
So the corollary would be that a jeep is a de-glorified Land Rover. Probably about right then!A vaccine does not stop you catching a virus, or passing it on, or getting ill from it, really ill. It does reduce the likelyhood of you dying when really, really ill. Stay Alive - KEEP AWAY FROM PEOPLE.
8th Dec 2018 2:38 pm
EMcC
Member Since: 10 Jul 2015
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 536
I always thought people who refer to their vehicles by it's make were a bit Naff, for instance when I was courting my mate always used to say to the girls do you want a lift in my Jag, it was a Jag but a real beat up one but it did the trick.
Then there's the ones that say do you want a lift in my Disco, Range Rover etc, it still sounds a bit Naff to me.
I don't offer people lifts other than to mates and I always refer to mine as a Vehicle.
I can't imagine anyone trying to pull by saying to a girl - do you want a lift in my Corsa or Fiat 124
8th Dec 2018 10:37 pm
maxbasscat
Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
Location: Cambridgeshire
Posts: 1267
Back in the day 124 Spider 8)D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
D3 4.4 V8 Zambezi silver
D3 4.4 V8 Adriatic Blue
D3 2.7 (gone) Tonga Green
D3 4.4 V8 LHD Tonga Green
FFRR TDV8
Defender 300
9th Dec 2018 12:09 am
Dan_NL
Member Since: 19 Sep 2010
Location: world
Posts: 1213
Well, I'll tell you an ancient joke, as it would not be 'off topic' for once...
There is a guy sitting in a pub and this bloke walks in, throws his keys on a table, sits down and
orders a pint. Five minutes later the most beautifull girls flock around him and at the end of the
night he takes one home. This happens day after day, and our [lonely] guy gets curious for the
bloke's secret. So the next day he walks up to the guy before the first girls arrive....
The bloke replies to his question : "..just get a keyhanger from a posh car and throw it on the table,
the rest goes like clockwork..".
So our guy gets online a Porsche key-ring, ties it to his keys and throws them on the table in the bar...
He repeats this day after day, but not a single girl comes to his table, while the bloke remains successfull
each and every night...
So after a week our guy walks up to the bloke again and simply asks him "..WHY.. "
The bloke giggles and says...
hih...
hihih...
hihihih...
..".. it would help if you would not keep your moped helmet on.."
9th Dec 2018 10:39 am
Moo D3 Decade
Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 14432
Sounds like you're living in the wrong neighbourhood.D4 HSE EU6 (Known as Jeeves)
New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!) Sold
Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)
Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)
No longer the Old Buses original owner
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control
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advised him to jog on.
