Madrilleno
Member Since: 13 Oct 2014
Location: Nottingham
Posts: 1742
  
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I was at Asda yesterday buying a box of Bakers for my dogs, in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her NO, I don't have a dog, I was starting the Bakers Diet again and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with the small bite biscuits and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a kerb to sniff a another dogs a  e and a car hit me. There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.
RLD Spare Wheel Protector
RLD Sump Guard
Narpy Style RRS Grille from Beanie
Discostick 3rd button FBH controller
IID BT
EGRs Blanked
Geoff Gearbox Flush
Prospeed sliders & compressor guard
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kevin-t
Member Since: 12 Nov 2007
Location: sheffield
Posts: 680
  
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Grianaig
Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286
 
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Didn't see that coming. 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.
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conman69
Member Since: 11 Aug 2012
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 431
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Nor did he,,,,
Absolute class Discovery3 TDV6 GS
Disco3.co.uk front orange +white tailgate stickers
Belts, pulleys, oil pump replaced, double tow-bar electrics
Land Rover rubber mats throughout, tinted windows, wind deflectors, smoked side repeaters, retro fitted Garmin, smooth leather steering wheel, cruise control + radio switches, 19" HSE wheels, Bearmech side-tubes, BAS IFBH module, roofbars.
LML Star Deluxe
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