Sloss
Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
Posts: 1691
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Some have prolly been on before, just shoot me as usual 
A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related.
Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency.
Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary)
Got stopped in the street outside Boots today by a woman with a clipboard asking "What products do I use for grooming?" She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook".
Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.
Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam. Stew,
2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG
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Fireburst
Member Since: 02 Nov 2017
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 195
  
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OJ
Member Since: 01 Oct 2017
Location: Loch Leven
Posts: 725
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Brilliant Stew
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Madrilleno
Member Since: 13 Oct 2014
Location: Nottingham
Posts: 1787
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 There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.
D4 gone!
D5
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Hardware
Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 13030
 
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Sloss wrote: God, I love my new Taser!
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ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
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Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
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Alan B
Member Since: 12 Feb 2013
Location: Fife
Posts: 6528
 
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D3 57 xs Stornaway grey
D2 02 commercial silver gone but a great servant and won't be forgotten
Iid Bluetooth
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Oswiperus
D3 Decade
Member Since: 02 Apr 2010
Location: Chelmsford, Essex
Posts: 1600
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Stu
2016 D4 Landmark current
2022 Defender D300 SE Gone 
D4 2014 XS Commercial - Gone
D4 2016 hse lux montalcino red - Gone
D3 2005 se java black - current
D3 2005 base manual - gone
D2 1999 TD5 E white - current
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Grianaig
Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286
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Hilarious. 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.
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philm
Member Since: 02 Oct 2016
Location: Manchester
Posts: 732
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L633 Defender
Range Rover Velar-gone
Discovery 4 Landmark-gone
Gap IID Tool
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dgarside
Member Since: 17 Jan 2010
Location: Holmfirth
Posts: 734
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RLD CB Bracket
RLD Spare Wheel Protector
RLD Sump Protector
ProSpeed Compressor Cover
TPMS Retrofit
Range Rover Digital Dash Upgrade
Tesla Style Android Screen Upgrade
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