ELD70
Member Since: 28 Jan 2008
Location: Romford.
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http://newsarse.com/
Not sure if this a site you know about but it makes me laugh  Now driving BMW 330d Touring....misses D3...but not when at traffic lights 
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TSR2
Member Since: 22 Jul 2008
Location: North Lincolnshire
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Great.
Trev.
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| 6th Nov 2009 12:16 am |
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ELD70
Member Since: 28 Jan 2008
Location: Romford.
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The Torres gender test still makes me laugh even reading it again  Now driving BMW 330d Touring....misses D3...but not when at traffic lights
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| 6th Nov 2009 12:21 am |
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DiscoDunc
Member Since: 08 May 2006
Location: Bristol
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Quote:The policy is seen as a way to stop teenagers having frantic monkey sex behind the supermarket before leaving the tax payer to pick up the bill.
this made me laugh
as did all the others - great site Duncan
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| 6th Nov 2009 10:59 am |
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
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This story
http://newsarse.com/2009/11/04/scots-imple...e-cornish/
and in particular this bit  
Quote:“If I wanted to go somewhere full of pale people getting drunk and eating fried food I’d visit Basingstoke.â€
Another told us, “I went once, I was there four hours before I began contemplating suicide. Never again.â€
made me I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
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| 6th Nov 2009 11:07 am |
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ad15
Member Since: 14 Dec 2008
Location: up that tree
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So i opened that site, went off to get a coffee, came back having forgotten about it and opened it again,
It looks SO much like the beeb site that i was taken in for about 15 seconds,,,,thought the country had gone completely potty..
once the penny dropped phew.. one wife.......livid
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| 6th Nov 2009 11:12 am |
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nobbyclark
Member Since: 03 May 2005
Location: Perth, Scotland
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Quote:thought the country had gone completely potty
I sometimes read genuine news sites and think the same thing... No longer a D3 owner but still subscribed to multiple threads!
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| 6th Nov 2009 1:09 pm |
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ad15
Member Since: 14 Dec 2008
Location: up that tree
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This year’s Christmas cards to be lost by temporary workers
The Royal Mail has announced plans to hire 30,000 temporary workers who will be responsible for losing your Christmas cards during this coming festive season.
The extra staff will deal with the backlog caused by the upcoming strikes and will be used to search your cards for cash equivalents.
The Communication Workers Union has described the decision as grossly unfair as it will deprive many postal workers of their “unofficial Christmas bonusâ€.
A CWU spokesperson said, “Accidentally ‘losing’ cards laden with cash or gift vouchers is one of the few benefits postmen get these days, and now the Royal Mail want to take that from us too?â€
“Losing mail is a skilled job, and if they think any old Tom Dick or Harry can do it, they’re sorely mistaken.â€
“In fact, because of this decision, it wouldn’t surprise if me if pretty much every card made it to it’s intended destination this year.â€
Public
The public remain fairly ambivalent to the Royal Mail’s plans to employ so many temporary workers to combat the strike action.
“It’s difficult to know which I’d prefer,†said one Royal Mail customer, “my mail being ignored by a striking postman, or it being lost completely by a temporary worker.â€
“I suppose if what I send is simply going to be stolen, it doesn’t matter who took it, really?†one wife.......livid
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| 6th Nov 2009 1:22 pm |
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
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8)
From the copyright page
Quote:Please accept our apologies for any news item which may have caused offence. Unless you are just being overly sensitive about it.
I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
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