James W
Member Since: 27 Mar 2008
Location: Wirral, UK
Posts: 3067
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A couple, both age 78, went to an NHS sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them £50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £90. The Hilton charges £108. We do it here for £50...and I get £43 back from Bupa. D4 XS, gone, much loved, never forgotten
2018 FFRR SDV8 Autobiography - Gone to someone with less sense and more time to enjoy it 
2016 Toyota Hilux Invincible - Liberating experience
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Rnclayton
Member Since: 13 Apr 2018
Location: Radstock, Bath
Posts: 564
  
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 MY07 Freelander2 SE Santorini Black - Gone
MY10 D4 XS Buckingham Blue
MY06 D3 HSE
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Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2057
 
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 D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…
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ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
 
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 Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
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