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NJSS
 


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Not Scottish ?

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember.


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Not English?

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be English, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three birds from England?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from England?"

And that's the last thing I remember.

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Not as funny second time round. Whistle Whistle
   
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Was it funny the first time?

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I thought so. Whistle
   
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Re: Not English?

Sea Raider wrote:
I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be English, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three birds from England?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from England?"

And that's the last thing I remember.

Whistle Whistle Whistle Whistle Whistle


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@J77 - must have your beer goggles on mate. I wouldnt even with yours Whistle

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