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Paddy called the RSPCA.....

........and said he'd been walking in the woods and came across a suitcase.

Upon carefully opening it he said he'd found a vixen and four cubs in there.

The RSPCA officer exclaimed "goodness gracious that is absolutely appalling. Were they moving?"


Paddy responds.......... "dunno but it would explain the case if they were"



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