ad15
Member Since: 14 Dec 2008
Location: up that tree
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ok, will take a min or two to type it one wife.......livid
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 9th Nov 2009 6:33 pm |
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ad15
Member Since: 14 Dec 2008
Location: up that tree
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i forget the location and the names but here is the jist,,,
to lads, billy and jonny liked a spot of clay pigeon shooting, but being poor students could not afford to join a club so they usually befriended a farmer to let them shoot on his ground, this was never a problem and usually all the farmer would want in return would be to shoot a few crows...
So the usual fields were out of use so they chanced upon a new guy,,, so billy said to jonny " you stay here while i go butter him up"
billy knocks on the door and explains the situation and asks if they can shoot in one of his fields,, now farmer giles eyes light up at this point and says
"ok, so here's the deal, I've got an old bull in the barn that needs putting down, it'll cost a fortune to get the vet out to do it. So, if you put the old bull down you can shoot in the field there whenever you like."
Billy thinks this is a great deal, agrees to it and waits for farmer giles to go back inside, thinking on his feet he turns back to the car, putting on his most pee'd off face possible and storms back to the car..
Jonny asks what's wrong " what's up billy?"
billy," i'll frickin show that farmer...." opens the boot and grabs his shotgun out of the boot...marches off to the barn..
jonny chases after him asking what happened, but billy has fire in his eye's tears open the barn door, walks up to the bull and shoots it square between the eyes killing it instantly,,,,
"that'll show that w  er" he says" he wont talk to me like that again.." says billy,
jonny sensing that the farmer must have REALLy upset his mate says
" yeh lets teach the tw t a lesson, and promptly shoots the cow in the next pen before billy can say a word.... one wife.......livid
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| 9th Nov 2009 6:48 pm |
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roverdrive
Member Since: 08 Oct 2009
Location: Wirral
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As Dexter said the offshore game is ripe for jokes, and this has got to be one of the best.
I was crying with laughter at this one, even though I knew what was going to happen, as I have seen it pulled before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B00UOhJXreU
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| 9th Nov 2009 6:51 pm |
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Frapp
Member Since: 19 Dec 2008
Location: Norff Zummerzet
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 Yeah that'll teach him 
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| 9th Nov 2009 7:14 pm |
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