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Punctuation : Something to keep Narpy occupied.

Punctuate the following :

A woman without her man is nothing
  
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Game over. Rolling Eyes


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Sad ... thought you might have dragged that out for a while. I'll obviously have to try harder. Smile
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Spelling, the difference between knowing your 5h1t, and knowing you're 5h1t. Wink
 Mods:
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D4 Steering Wheel.
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Twin Brake Lights.
Wing Mirror Indicator Repeaters.
Long Roof Rails
Make your own Narpy grill thread
I'm not scared, I'm outta here. 
 
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Going all serious now ... The pic you posted with answers to the punctuation isn't visible on my phone.
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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Time for a new phone then. Mr. Green
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Garmin Nuvi + D4 Surround + Reversing Camera.
D4 Steering Wheel.
Rear Boot Spoiler.
Twin Brake Lights.
Wing Mirror Indicator Repeaters.
Long Roof Rails
Make your own Narpy grill thread
I'm not scared, I'm outta here. 
 
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Punctuation matters:-





NJSS
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I like this one.....


  
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Ah hud a punkchure the other week when a wiz out on ma bike
  
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Re: Punctuation : Something to keep Narpy occupied.

Hardware17 wrote:
Punctuate the following :

A woman without her man is nothing


Some obscure alternatives:

A woman without; her man is nothing.

A woman without her? Man is nothing.

A woman; without her, man is. Nothing?

A - woman without her man - is nothing.

A, woman, without her man, is nothing.

A woman without - her, man - is nothing.

A woman without; her man is no thing!

A woman with (out her!) man is nothing.

A woman (without her? Man...) is no thing.
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Sea Raider wrote:
Ah hud a punkchure the other week when a wiz out on ma bike


That should be 'oot'
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Laughing
  
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I think that it's time this thread was revived.

Notice outside a shop - two too many apostrophes.


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none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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At least it's consistent. And it could also be correct, if only they'd told us what it was that guide dogs were allowed to bring but non-guide dogs weren't. "No dog's poo allowed except guide dog's poo", for example. Laughing And even that's a bit iffy.
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