Grianaig
Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286
  
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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a West Coast man answered his door to find two grim-faced Constables. "We're sorry, Mr. Smith but we have some information about your dear wife, Maureen" said one of the officers "Tell me! Did you find her?" John Smith asked.
The constables looked at each other and one said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. Smith said, "Give me the bad news first."
The constable said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but early this morning we found your poor wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed John. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"
The constable continued, "When we pulled the late, departed poor Maureen up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Smith demanded, "Glory be to God, if that's the good news, then what's the really great news?" The constable replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow." 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.
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kajtzu
Member Since: 10 Aug 2017
Location: Helsinki
Posts: 6760
  
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maxbasscat
Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
Location: Cambridgeshire
Posts: 1267
  
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 D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
D3 4.4 V8 Zambezi silver
D3 4.4 V8 Adriatic Blue
D3 2.7 (gone) Tonga Green
D3 4.4 V8 LHD Tonga Green
FFRR TDV8
Defender 300
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J77
Member Since: 03 Mar 2008
Location: Fife
Posts: 6270
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23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green
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comedyharvey
Member Since: 03 Jul 2010
Location: Gloucestershire
Posts: 1727
 
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Arthur.
Comedy was a horse, Harvey a dog, both sadly gone. Thought I was choosing a password!
Currently;
Discovery 3 HSE 2009
101" Fwd. Control 1976
Nuffield 10/90 Tractor (10/60 with 6 cylinder conversion) 1964
Previously;
Series III Lightweight. 1976.
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Alan B
Member Since: 12 Feb 2013
Location: Fife
Posts: 6528
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D3 57 xs Stornaway grey
D2 02 commercial silver gone but a great servant and won't be forgotten
Iid Bluetooth
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life - live it
Member Since: 14 Apr 2017
Location: Behind you
Posts: 1035
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Its a Belta........
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ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
 
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Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
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Aerialmark
Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
Location: Burnley (Where the M65 is cobbled)
Posts: 5192
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That got me laughing  The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have.
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Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2089
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D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…
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