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maxbasscat
 


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Something for gardeners on here!

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra.

Her grandmother has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams.’ These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' And out she goes..

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and her grandmother is sitting there with no top on.

The teenager wants to die! She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over, and that it is just not appropriate…

The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie.’ If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.

Happy Gardening!

Don't mess with a Senior Citizen!
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astonbuilder
 


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I'm getting a picture that's hard to 'un-see'...... Laughing
  
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discovery1953
 


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Oh well............. that made SWMBO chuckle as she can relate to that Whistle
  
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ianm27
 


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Guessing SWMBO is in the "rose bud" garden otherwise you are in soooooooooooooo much trouble Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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