Popelka
Member Since: 31 May 2008
Location: Praha (Prague)
Posts: 2430
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A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter.'
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, 'I'm JaneSugarbrown.'
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, 'Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?'
She replied, 'I thought I was, but mother says I'm not.'  Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!
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 26th Nov 2008 7:32 pm |
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adam
Member Since: 20 Sep 2005
Location: Home and Happy
Posts: 6917
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A man is in the queue at a supermarket when a very attractive young lady keeps smiling at him
eventually she comes over and asks 'are you the father of one of my children?'
Panicking, the man recalls back through his married life and rememembers his one night of infidelity
'Are you the stripper from my brother's stag night a couple of years ago when we tied you to the pool table and all had a go?'
No, I believe I'm your son's primary school teacher
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| 27th Nov 2008 10:08 am |
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